Carol: Mom, Dad, it's a very generous offer, but, I don't I don't need to look over the dorms of Boston College to...to convince me. I've already made my decision, and I know where I want to go next year...Columbia University, in near by and conveni...
Coach: and reach and stretch and grab those grapes, and punch that guy right in the face. Carol: Grade A students shouldnt have to take gym. Debbie: Oh yeah Carol. Guys really go for a curvy brain. Shelly: If it werent for my shapely thighs, where w...
Maggie: Jason, if I tell you something, will you promise not to laugh? Jason: Sure. Maggie: I miss Mike already. Jason: Excuse me. Ah ha ha ha. Eggs or pancakes. Maggie: You know what I think? Well Ill tell you what I think. I think you miss Mike as...
Maggie: Still no sign of Mike? I'm going to call the police. Jason: And what are you going to say? It's three am and our 18 year old son isn't home yet? Maggie: Your right, your right, he's in junior college for god's sakes. Jason: That's right. It'...
Jason: I'm just saying that I wouldnt be going in to work tomorrow if I were two weeks over due. Maggie: Well thats because you are a better mother than I am. Mike: Heee Ben: Mike. Singing is for kids. Besides you promised no singing. Remember. Mike...
Ben: Pass it jenny, pass it! Into the basket. Veto: Hey, Im open! I'm open! Ben: Slam it Jenny. Ben: Hey, foul. Veto: Hey you're foul. Jenny: Watch it you pig, dog, wart hog. Ah, got to go. Ballet class. Good game Ben. Ben: Nice going Jenny. We're s...
