打工姐妹花第一季 第40期:大街上遛马

 　　Come on Chestnut¹

　　来吧 栗宝

　　go poo poo near the hipsters.

　　去嬉皮旁边拉屎吧

　　Hey how cool would it be

　　如果能让小栗

　　if we could get Chess to go poo on a hipster?

　　在嬉皮身上拉屎 一定酷爆了

　　How can all of those people have $75

　　这些人怎么舍得花七十五块大洋

　　just to dance at a laundromat?

　　去家洗衣店里跳舞啊

　　I've been doing my roots with white out?

　　我都穷得用涂改液来补染发根了

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　Hipsters in Williamsburg will pay for anything

　　威廉斯堡的嬉皮可舍得花钱了

　　if it makes them feel like they're in on something new

　　只要他们觉得活动够潮

　　no one else knows about.

　　玩完后还能装逼就行

　　All you need's a gimmick².

　　有个能吸引目光的卖点就行了

　　Dudes!

　　伙计们

　　Can we ride your horse?

　　我们能骑骑你的马吗

　　Sure. 100 bucks³.

　　可以 一百块

　　Okay. I got to go to the ATM.

　　好的 我去趟自动提款机

　　Wait. Stay right there. We'll be right back.

　　等等 别走 我们会回来的

　　Oh my God.

　　天啊

　　Max we are literally⁴ looking our gift horse in the mouth.

　　麦克斯 我们还真是忽视了这匹马的价值

　　We have something that's better than an '80s disco party.

　　我们有比八零年代迪斯科派对更棒的主题

　　We have a horse.

　　我们有匹马

　　If we throw a big enough party

　　如果我们举办一场大型派对

　　charge hipsters for horse rides

　　向每一个骑马的嬉皮收费

　　we could pay off your student loan!

　　我们就可以还清你的学生贷款了

　　You'd whore out Chestnut like that?

　　你就这么把栗宝推入火坑啊

　　Don't you have to get him hooked on heroin⁵ first?

　　好歹也先让它染上毒瘾 再逼他出来接客吧

　　Max I've got this.

　　麦克斯 这事交给我吧

　　I'm a brilliant event planner.

　　我可是个天才活动策划人

　　My sweet 16 was off the chain...

　　我十六岁生日办的超棒

　　penthouse party pink and black theme.

　　豪华公寓顶层派对 粉红和黑色为主题

　　Alanis Morissette sang songs from Jagged Little Pill.

　　阿兰妮丝·莫里塞特献唱《小碎药丸》里的歌哦

　　On my 16th birthday

　　在我十六岁的生日时

　　my mom took too many jagged little pills

　　我妈因为吃太多小碎药丸

　　and I had to drive her to the emergency room

　　所以我不得不开车把她

　　to get her stomach pumped.

　　送到急救室洗胃

　　Was your childhood based on the novel Push by Sapphire⁶?

　　你的童年是萨菲尔写的那本《推》的现实版吧

　　I wish!

　　我还想呢

1 chestnut   

n.栗树，栗子

参考例句：

• We have a chestnut tree in the bottom of our garden.我们的花园尽头有一棵栗树。
• In summer we had tea outdoors,under the chestnut tree.夏天我们在室外栗树下喝茶。

2 gimmick   

n.(为引人注意而搞的)小革新，小发明

参考例句：

• He dismissed the event as just a publicity gimmick.他不理会这件事，只当它是一种宣传手法。
• It is just a public relations gimmick.这只不过是一种公关伎俩。

3 bucks   

n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 )；钱；（英国十九世纪初的）花花公子；（用于某些表达方式）责任v.（马等）猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 )；抵制；猛然震荡；马等尥起后蹄跳跃

参考例句：

• They cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
• They are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》

4 literally   

adv.照字面意义，逐字地；确实

参考例句：

• He translated the passage literally.他逐字逐句地翻译这段文字。
• Sometimes she would not sit down till she was literally faint.有时候，她不走到真正要昏厥了，决不肯坐下来。

5 heroin   

n.海洛因

参考例句：

• Customs have made their biggest ever seizure of heroin.海关查获了有史以来最大的一批海洛因。
• Heroin has been smuggled out by sea.海洛因已从海上偷运出境。

6 sapphire   

n.青玉，蓝宝石；adj.天蓝色的

参考例句：

• Now let us consider crystals such as diamond or sapphire.现在让我们考虑象钻石和蓝宝石这样的晶体。
• He left a sapphire ring to her.他留给她一枚蓝宝石戒指。