打工姐妹花第一季 第126期:拜访邻居

 　　It was twice, and you could have knocked.

　　我就做过两次，谁让你当时不敲门

　　Who is it?

　　谁啊

　　Detective James, NYPD.

　　纽约警察局，詹姆士探员

　　Wait, don't open it! Don't open it! Oh, smoked it tuesday. Open.

　　等等，别开门，别开门。开吧，大麻周二抽完了，没事

　　Sorry to bother you, miss. Do you live in this apartment?

　　抱歉打扰了，女士们，你们住在这里吗

　　I'm gonna tell you right now, officer, our names aren't on the lease.

　　我现在就坦白，警官大人，我们的名字不在租约上

　　We're an illegal sublet¹ with no place else to go. Please, mercy.

　　我们是无地可住的非法转租客。求您了，高抬贵手啊

　　Sorry, officer, it's her first raid.

　　警官，抱歉，这是她第一次被检查

　　Relax, the landlord didn't send me.

　　别紧张，不是房东叫我来的

　　What do you know about the tenant² who lives in the apartment directly above you?

　　你们认识住在楼上的房客吗

　　His name is Lou. Leo? Saul? Am I even close?

　　他叫卢。里欧？索尔？我猜得接近吗

　　His name's Nirham Chaduri.

　　他名字叫尼尔翰·沙多里

　　Oh, man, I wasn't even on the right continent.

　　哎哟，跟我猜的差了十万八千里啊

　　Is that Nirham Chaduri?

　　那是尼尔翰·沙多里吗...

　　Been dead for two weeks. Lived alone, nobody knew.

　　死了两周了，独居，死无人知

　　Cats eat his face?

　　他的脸有被猫吃掉吗

　　Max, could you please not be so dark?

　　麦克斯，想法不要这么阴暗好吗

　　Kittens eat his face?

　　他的脸有被小喵喵吃掉吗

　　What? I'm just trying to put a more positive spin on things.

　　干嘛，我是想添加点正面元素嘛

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　　Where are you going with that?

　　你拿着那个去哪呢

　　That's my good china with huckleberry hound on it.

　　那可是带哈克狗图案的上好瓷碟啊

　　I'm making a "Hello" Cupcake plate for our neighbors across the hall.

　　这是我要给对门邻居的问候小蛋糕盘

　　Oh, no, you're not.

　　不行，不准你瞎搞

　　It's weird³ not to know your neighbors.

　　不认识自己邻居，太不合理了

　　No, it's weird not to know your father,

　　不认识自己老爸，才不合理呢

　　but by the time you're four, you get over it and move on.

　　不过等到四岁之后，你也就习惯不纠结了

　　This is a mistake.

　　你这是在自掘坟墓

　　Who knows what's lurking⁴ behind that door?

　　谁知道门后"潜伏"着什么怪人呢

　　Yes, something awful, like nice people, who might look out for us,

　　是呀，可怕着呢，例如好人，那种会照看我们

　　or say, "Hello", in the hallway when they see you.

　　或是在走廊碰到会跟我们打招呼的好人

　　No matter what comes out of there, I will not be "hello-ing" It up in the hallway.

　　我不管是什么牛鬼蛇神来应门，我死也不会跟人在走廊里假客套

　　You got lucky. Get back in here.

　　算你好运，赶紧回家

　　Who is it, please?

　　请问哪位

　　Caroline, your next-door neighbor.

　　卡洛琳，我是您的对门邻居

　　Hi. Uh, is this a bad time?

　　你好，没打扰到您吧

　　Not at all. One sec. Hi.

　　完全没有。等一下，你好

　　I just wanted to introduce myself and my roommate, Max.

　　我只是跟我室友麦克斯来打个招呼

　　There, and give you these cupcakes.

　　这俩小蛋糕是送您的

　　That is so nice.

　　你们人真好

　　Well, it's the leash⁵... least... least I can do.

　　小小链子，不，小小心意而已

　　Well, I gotta go.

　　好的，我有事先忙咯

　　Well, if we ever get a dog, we know who can walk it.

　　如果我们养了狗，好歹知道谁能帮忙遛遛

　　Listen. I know.

　　你听，我听到了

　　It's only been a few days, and somebody's already moved in upstairs.

　　才几天而已，楼上就搬进新住客了

　　And they are playing music!

　　而且他们还在放音乐

　　Music is coming through the floor into my ears.

　　这破音乐穿过屋顶，直达我的耳朵

　　I blame you for this.

　　一切都怪你

　　When you knocked on that door across the hall, you might have opened a portal to hell.

　　你去敲对门的门的时候，你也开启了通往地狱的通道

　　There, you hear the devil music?

　　听到地狱的冥乐了吗

　　I think it's the Bee Gees⁶.

　　人家是放比吉斯乐队吧

　　Exactly. And walking!

　　那就是冥乐，还他妈大声走路

　　Walking and music, we have to stop this right now.

　　大声走路和放音乐，我们得立刻制止这种行为

　　It's 10 o'clock, people are allowed to walk and play music.

　　现在才10点，走路和放音乐没什么不可以

　　Your lack of apartment knowledge is really starting to piss me off.

　　你对住公寓毛都不懂，真让老娘火大死了

　　We have to show him right now not to screw us. I need paper.

　　我们现在就得上去，给他个下马威。我需要白纸

　　What are you doing? I mean, besides over-reacting?

　　你除了反应过度外，还想干嘛啊

　　Writing a threatening note.

　　写恐吓信

　　If we don't shut this down now, next thing you know,

　　如果一开始不处理，很快就会有

　　someone's having an academy awards party in your living room.

　　路人跑来你家客厅，开奥斯卡颁奖晚会

　　Is that what you want?

　　你真想尝到这恶果吗

　　Strangers passing out mini Oscar statues that say, "Best nachos?"

　　陌生人互相颁发迷你奥斯卡奖座，上面还写着"最佳玉米脆饼奖"

1 sublet   

v.转租；分租

参考例句：

• I have sublet a flat to my friend for the summer.夏天我把一套公寓转租给一个朋友。
• There is a clause in the contract forbidding tenants to sublet.合同中有一条款禁止承租人转租房屋。

2 tenant   

n.承租人；房客；佃户；v.租借，租用

参考例句：

• The tenant was dispossessed for not paying his rent.那名房客因未付房租而被赶走。
• The tenant is responsible for all repairs to the building.租户负责对房屋的所有修理。

3 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

4 lurking   

潜在

参考例句：

• Why are you lurking around outside my house? 你在我房子外面鬼鬼祟祟的，想干什么？
• There is a suspicious man lurking in the shadows. 有一可疑的人躲在阴暗中。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》

5 leash   

n.牵狗的皮带，束缚；v.用皮带系住

参考例句：

• I reached for the leash,but the dog got in between.我伸手去拿系狗绳，但被狗挡住了路。
• The dog strains at the leash,eager to be off.狗拼命地扯拉皮带，想挣脱开去。

6 gees   

n.（美俚）一千元（gee的复数形式）v.驭马快走或向右（gee的第三人称单数形式）

参考例句：

• When the lunch bell rang, she peeled the gees and ate them. 中午吃饭铃响时她就剥开鸡蛋吃起来。 来自互联网
• How do you want you gees? 你要怎么样的蛋呢？ 来自互联网