英语播客EnglishPod 220

 A:     Miss, your salad.

 B:     Mmm, looks good! I’m positively¹ famished².

 A:     And for you, sir...

 C:     Thank you.

 A:     Enjoy.

 B,C:   Thank you.
 C:     I  can’t  believe  she’s  on  a  date  with  me! I’m  so lucky!          I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the            top of my lungs,  ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world! ” Oh,            shut up! Don’t be  such a dumb ass³.  She’s so hot.  Wait, I can’         t say that. That’s sexist. She’s so hot, She’s making me
        sexist. Oh my god! I’m such a tool.  Okay, get it
        together. Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have
        a salad.  Oh, crap!  Which fork do I use?  Dammit!
        She’s going to think I’m a moron⁴. What the hell
        are all these forks for? Which one did she use?
        Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork...
        eat your salad...

 B:     Um... I...

 C:     Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?

 B:     You’re eating my salad.

 C:     Oh, yes... it’s delicious...

1 positively   

adv.明确地，断然，坚决地；实在，确实

参考例句：

• She was positively glowing with happiness.她满脸幸福。
• The weather was positively poisonous.这天气着实讨厌。

2 famished   

adj.饥饿的

参考例句：

• When's lunch?I'm famished!什么时候吃午饭？我饿得要死了！
• My feet are now killing me and I'm absolutely famished.我的脚现在筋疲力尽，我绝对是极饿了。

3 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

4 moron   

n.极蠢之人，低能儿

参考例句：

• I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以为戈登是个白痴。
• He's an absolute moron!他纯粹是个傻子！