1 So when are you going to Tokyo girls?
2 Tomorrow evening, Mrs. White.
3 That’s nice! Where is your ship leaving from?
4 We aren’t going by ship, Mrs. White.
5 Aren’t you?
6 No, we are hitch-hiking.
7 What? Hitch-hiking to Japan?
8 It’s alright Mrs. White, I’m only joking. We are going by plane.
9 Isn’t that very expensive?
10 No, it’s cheaper, and much quicker than by ship. We’re going by Band-Air.
11 Excuse me, Miss. We’re going to Tokyo! Which gate is our plane leaving from, please?
12 What are your numbers, please?
13 2489 and 2488
14 Stand over there, please, and wait till you hear your numbers.
15 Number 2185 and 2186, please.
16 Was that my number? I can’t hear very well.
17 When did you buy your ticket?
18 I bought it yesterday.
19 Don’t worry about it, then. You’ll be here for a week or more. Here, have a beer!
20 Look, this is ridiculous! How long are we going to wait here.
21 You can’t do anything about it. Why not just have a beer?
22 Numbers 2487 and 2488, please.
23 Those were our numbers.
24 No, they weren’t! Don’t worry about it, anyway—have a beer.
25. No, I’m sure they were our numbers! Come on, Mary, let’s get on the plane!
26. Look, Mary, there’s Washton, down there. And we’re going to Tokyo. It’s so exciting!
27. Listen, you bastards! This is a bomb, alright? I’m not bloody going to bloody Totyo!
28. This bloody plane’s going to Sydney. OK?
29. What do you bloody well mean – Sydney. OK? I’m not going to bloody Sydney. This plane is going to Melbourne!
30. Perth! Darwin! Alice Springs! Sydney! Melbourne!
31. Look Mary, we’re arriving in Tokyo!
32. What? Where?
33. Yes, we’re here. My parents will be here to meet us!
34. Oh!
35. We are now arriving at Narita Airport, Tokyo. We would like to thank all our passengers.
36. and we hope you had a very pleasant flight. Thank you for flying Band Air.
37. and we hope to see you again soon.
38. This is my friend Mary Hartman. Mary, these are my parents.
39. How do you do, Miss Hartman. Did you have a pleasant flight?
40. Yeah, great! It was just like third world war, only longer.
41. Sorry? I don’t quite understand. Can you say that again please?
42. Oh, never mind.
43. Let’s go home, everybody! I’d like to take a bath!