1. well, here we are, at the start of our most romantic adventure yet.
2. Our honeymoon trip to Paris! Right now we’re at the train station in Newhaven.
3. And we’re just going to get a ship to Dieppe, in France. And then, Paree, here we come!
4. Oh-la-la! Isn’t it exciting, honey?
5. Yeah, but…this place is like…nowhere, I mean, this is an international port.
6. With ship going all over the world? It sure doesn’t look like it.
7. I mean, just look at the train station, will you? Geez!
8. Oh, don’t worry about it, honey, we’re going to get on the ship now. That’s where the adventure really starts. And it’s learning in less than an hour!
9. Ok, show me the way to go, honey…
10. So this is the ferry terminal.
11. The fairly terminal? What like Peter Pan? So we’re flying after all, aren’t we?
12. No, honey, “ferry” is just the British word for a ship. Well, you know.
13. A ship which takes, like cars and trucks and stuff. Only thing is… where is everybody?
14. There aren’t any people, or cars, or trucks, or anything.
15. And where the hell’s our fairy? Doesn’t it go at 10:15?
16. Maybe it’s gone already.
17. No, that’s impossible! It’s only 9:40!
18. Oh, no! look at this notice! The next ferry goes at 22:15. That’s 10:15ing the evening! I don’t understand it.
19. I’ll go and ask someone what the hell’s going on.
20. This is just crazy. You aren’t going to believe this.
21. What’s happen?
22. There isn’t a ferry at 10:15 in the morning. It goes at 10:15 in the evening.
23. But I thought…
24. Take a look at the ticket, Deborah. You have got them, haven’t you?
25. Yeah, sure. Newhaven to Dieppe. 10:15 p.m.
26. That’s alright, 10:15p.m, not 10:15a.m. you do know the difference, don’t you?
27. Honey, don’t be horrible to me. It’s only a little mistake.
28. A little mistake? A 12 hours mistake! 12 damn hours in this nowhere place.
29. Hey, this is no way to have a romantic honeymoon!
30. Look, we’ll just try to have a good time here in Newhaven.
31. So what are we going to do all day in this….butchole of a town?
32. We’ll find something. I’m sure there are lots of romantic place in Newhaven. Let’s go look for them.