- Passport please! And your landing card.
- Here you are, my friend.
- Huh! This won’t do! You haven’t written your address in Washdon!
- I’m staying in a hotel.
- Which hotel are you staying?
- I’ve booked a room in the Hilton.
- Then haven’t you written it in your form?
- Because I don’t know the address!
- Very well.
- What have you got in the bag, please.
- Balls.
- Don’t you talk to me like that!
- He really has got balls in his bag actually. He is a soccer player, you see.
- Will you open it, please?
- You see? Every ball has its story. For example, this one is from Germany against Uruguay! One of the Uruguayan’s camp like this. I took the ball from him, and kicked it-and it was a goal! Germany 1-Uruguay uil!
- Alright, alright, will you put your balls back and go, please?
- Certainly, my friend. Auf wiedersehen!
- My God! Look at all these girls ! Are they waiting for you?
- I expect so. It usually happens, you know.
- Well bye-bye, then.Manfred. Nice to have met you.
- Thanks for your help, Macro.
- Oh-Would you like a couple of tickets for the match?
- Yes, thanks a lot.
- You are welcome. Hey I’ve just thought: Germany are playing Italy, and you are Italy-So why don’t you invite a German girl?
- I don’t know any German girl, actually.
- Then you play with her after the match! Do you get it? play with her after the match!
- Yes, I see.
- Anyway, bye-bye, Macro!
- Bye-bye, Manfred. And thanks for the tickets.