BETTY:Hello?Didn't you hear me knock?

NANCY:Hi Mom.I'm sorry.I'm a little preoccupied. BETTY:What's wrong?

NANCY:I can't find my keys.I'm always losing them.

BETTY:Do you remember what I did when you were little?

NANCY:What?

BETTY:In the winter,you were always losing your gloves.

And so I would attach them to your sleeves with little clips.

It generally worked,although sometimes you still managed to lose them.

Don't ask me how.

NANCY:I wish I could clip my keys to my sleeves.

BETTY:Maybe you're pregnant. NANCY:Mother.

BETTY:I was always very absent-minded when I was pregnant.

NANCY:I was not absent-minded.I constantly craved cheeseburgers.

BETTY:That's right.

BETH:Cheeseburgers?Hi Grammy.i didn't know you were here today.

BETTY:Well,I usually get my hair done on Wednesdays.

But my stylist is on vacation this week,so I decided to visit.

MARIE:How can you be tired?You just took a nap.

BETTY:Come here,sweetheart.How are you? BETH:Good.

BETTY:Have you decided what you want to do for your birthday?

BETH:We're having a party here,then I'm going out with my friends.

BETTY:That sounds terrific.

BETH:Yeah.

BETH:So are you staying for dinner?

NANCY:Why don't you?We're planning to get take-out,if I can ever find my...

BETH:Mom,why are your keys in the fruit bowl?

MARIE:Where have you been?

JOE:Right here.Where have you been?

MARIE:Right here.By the entrance to Saks.Where we agreed to meet.

JOE:We said near the entrance to Saks.On the other side.

MARIE:That's not near the entrance.That's near the escalator.

JOE:I was looking for you.

MARIE:Yeah,yeah.You would have walked right by me if I hadn't seen you.

MARIE:Here.Hold this.I want to check something.

JOE:What am I,a closet?What,you buy everything but the kitchen sink...

MARIE:Don't start,Joe.See?It fits.

It's very nice with your eyes.Are you satisfied?

MARIE:So what did you do?

JOE:I went up to the drugstore and...ah,had a blood pressure test.

MARIE:Blood pressure?You think you have high blood pressure?

JOE:Well,I've been wondering about it.Besides,the test was free.

MARIE:Why do you think you have high blood pressure?

JOE:Marie.

MARIE:How long have you thought this?

Why do you never tell me these things?

JOE:Marie.

MARIE:You didn't tell me about bi-focals.

You don't tell me about your blood pressure.

If you wore a hat,I wouldn't know you were bald.

JOE:Let's go.I'm exhausted.

MARIE:How can you be tired?You just took a nap.