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We have to have a party in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.

晚上有派对 其实是5分钟后，有事快取消

What's going on?

你在说什么？怎么回事？

We have to have a bon-voyage party for Emily.

我们要帮艾蜜莉办惊喜欢送会

But it's actually for Joshua.

其实是为了约书亚

That sucks¹. Nobody's ever thrown me a bon-voyage-Emily party.

讨厌 都没人帮我办过假欢送会

He said he's not ready to date.

他说他还没有心情约会

So I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work.

我得找他参加派对 才能在工作之外见到他

And now I have created the perfect opportunity to seduce² him.

现在我制造了一个 色诱他的完美机会

As much as I'd like to meet Josh and warn³ him...

我很想当面警告约书亚

...Emily and I won't be here. She's gonna come by to say goodbye...

但艾蜜莉和我不能参加 她会来说声再见

...and then I've got a special evening planned. Sorry. No party.

然后我安排了整晚的节目 对不起，没戏唱了

Hello? -Surprise!

惊喜！

Surprise!

惊喜！

No one's thrown me a surprise party before.

没有人替我办过惊喜派对

Well,it was all Ross' idea.

这都是罗斯的主意

You're so sweet.

你真好

And I'm so surprised.

我好惊喜喔

1 sucks   

v.吸，吮( suck的第三人称单数 )；舐，吮吸

参考例句：

• She still sucks her thumb when she's worried. 她在忧虑时仍然会吸吮大拇指。
• Plant sucks from the soil. 植物从土壤中吸取养分。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 seduce   

vt.勾引，诱奸，诱惑，引诱

参考例句：

• She has set out to seduce Stephen.她已经开始勾引斯蒂芬了。
• Clever advertising would seduce more people into smoking.巧妙策划的广告会引诱更多的人吸烟。

3 warn   

vt.警告，注意，远离；vi.提醒

参考例句：

• I must warn you that my patience is almost at an end.我必须警告你我已经没有耐心了。
• If you warn me in advance,I will have your order ready for you.你若预先通知我，我就能给您准备好了。