《柯南脱口秀》第21期:喜欢洛杉矶

 Daye,thank you so much for being¹ here.Thanks for having me. 戴维 非常感谢你前来 感谢邀请

So much to talk about.First of all,I know you are just such² a new york guy³.I am,New york! 很多可以聊的 首先我知道你是个地道的纽约客 我是的 纽约万岁

But you're living⁴ in los angeles now?How are you liking⁵ it?How do you like L.A? 但是你现在住在洛杉矶 你喜欢这里吗 你喜欢洛杉矶吗

I'll tell you something about L.A. L.A is awesome⁶. 我告诉你洛杉矶怎么样 洛杉矶太棒了

You can do anything in this town,except make a left turn.I mean that's it. 你可以在这座城市做任何事 除了左拐 就是这样

If it's even⁷ on the left,don't even look at it.You're never gonna get there. 就算在路左边 也别看 你永远也到不了那里

Doesn't matter what it is.audition,jobs family.I'm sorry.You should have been on the right side⁹. 不管那边有什么 面试 工作 家人 抱歉 你们应该在路右边的

All right,you turned 50 earlier this year,is that right?How does it feel? 好的 你今年初刚满五十岁 对吗 感觉如何

Well,you see that fear¹⁰ in the crowd¹¹? 你感受到观众里的恐惧了吗

Well,these are my big years,I'll tell you that right now. 我得吃降血脂药了 我可以现在就告诉你

I thought¹² being 50 would¹³ be kind of like,you know what? 我以为到了五十岁 你猜怎么着

Who cares¹⁴?You don't have to work out. 没人在乎 你不用健身

You can just sit in the rocking chair listening to like a police¹⁵ scanner and wait to die¹⁶.you know. 你可以坐在摇椅上 听着警用频道等死 你懂吗

But now it's extreme,you've got¹⁷ to like kayaking,have you ever⁸ kayak, 但是现在很极端 你得划皮艇 你划过皮艇吗

never gone kayak.Ok,let me tell you something about kayaking. 从没有过 我告诉你一件关于皮艇的事

kayaking is the unicycle of the sea.It's so boring¹⁸. 皮艇相当于海上独轮车 太无聊了 

Am I right? Have you ever seen¹⁹ a guy look like he's having a good time when he's kayaking?No. 我说的对吗 你见过划皮艇的人看起来很开心吗 没有过

He always has that look like,if I had²⁰ one friend,I'd be canoeing²¹. 他的表情总是在说 如果我有一个 朋友 我就去划独木舟了

So no kayaking for you.what about any other sports or other thing? 所以你不划皮艇 你还能在水中做其他运动吗

Oh,kayaking is,swimming with dolphins²³.A dolphin²² ride.have you done it?never done it. 除了划皮艇 还可以和海豚一起游泳 骑海豚 你试过没有 从没试过

I don't think I could²⁴ even affort it.I mean honestly I could not afford²⁵ it.That's like a 1% thing. 说实话 我都不知道我能不能负担起 我负担不起 那是1%的富人的运动

I would have to go for the poor man dolphin ride.You know what that is?No,I don't know. 我只能去玩穷人版骑海豚 你知道那是什么吧 不 我不知道

Bottle of whiskey,baby pool,wet dog. 一瓶威士忌 儿童泳池 落水狗

 

1 being   

n.存在；生存；生命存在，生命，人， 本质；art.在，有，是

参考例句：

• Can you explain to me the purpose of being?你能对我解释一下存在的目的吗？
• What is the purpose of our being?我们生存的目的是什么？

2 such   

adj.如此的，这样的；pron.这样的；adv.如此地

参考例句：

• He is such a man.他是这样一个人。
• He spent all his money,he is such a fool.他这样傻，花光了所有的钱。

3 guy   

n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人

参考例句：

• She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。
• That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。

4 living   

adj.活的，活着的，现存的；逼真的，一模一样的；生活的，维持生活的；n.生活，生计

参考例句：

• Nowadays it is very easy to earn a living.现今谋生很容易。
• I'll never forget that as long as I am living.这事我至死也不会忘记。

5 liking   

n.爱好；嗜好；喜欢

参考例句：

• The word palate also means taste or liking.Palate这个词也有“口味”或“嗜好”的意思。
• I must admit I have no liking for exaggeration.我必须承认我不喜欢夸大其词。

6 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.

7 even   

adj.平坦的，偶数的，相等的；adv.甚至，恰好，正当

参考例句：

• It was cold yesterday,but it's even colder today. 昨天冷，今天更冷了。
• He's the best teacher even though he has the least experience.尽管他经验最少，但教得最好。

8 ever   

adv.曾经；永远；不断地；在任何时候；究竟

参考例句：

• Have you ever been to hangzhou?你曾经去过杭州吗？
• I will be young and strong and beautiful for ever.我将永远年轻、强壮，永远漂亮。

9 side   

n.边，旁边；面，侧面

参考例句：

• The shop is on the west side of the street.商店在街道的西边。
• There was a lot of people on every side. 到处都是人。

10 fear   

n.敬畏，害怕，担心，不安的原因；vt.害怕，敬畏

参考例句：

• He couldn't move for fear.他害怕得动弹不得。
• He left an hour early for fear of missing his train.他提前一小时离开以免误了火车。

11 crowd   

n.群众，一伙，一堆；vi.拥挤，挤满，挤进；vt.挤满，将...塞进，催促

参考例句：

• There was a large crowd to send him off.一大群人为他送行。
• A crowd of people were waiting in front of the gate.一大群人在门前等着。

12 thought   

n.想法，思想，思维，思潮，关心，挂念；v.vbl.think的过去式和过去分词

参考例句：

• It was just a thought.这仅仅是一个想法。
• She thought he had a cold.她认为他感冒了。

13 would   

aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会

参考例句：

• Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
• Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？

14 cares   

v.关心( care的第三人称单数 )；担心；在乎；介意

参考例句：

• The captain cares the safety of both the crew and the passengers. 船长为船员和旅客们的安全操心。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• He gets punished so often that he no longer cares. 他老挨罚，都皮了。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

15 police   

n.警察，警察当局，治安，公安；vt.维持治安，警备，管辖

参考例句：

• They sent him over to the police.他们将他遣送警察局。
• It took the police only several days to break the case.警察只用了几天就破案了。

16 die   

v.死；死亡

参考例句：

• Flowers will die without water.没有水，花就会枯死。
• We shall die some day.我们总有一天要弃世而去。

17 got   

v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白

参考例句：

• I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
• I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

18 boring   

adj.无聊的；令人生厌的

参考例句：

• It is a boring film.这是一部枯燥乏味的电影。
• This story is kind of boring.这个故事有点无聊。

19 seen   

vbl.(see的过去分词)看见

参考例句：

• Since I left college, I have not seen him.自从我离开大学以后，就没有见过他了。
• I hope to have seen the film next week.我希望下星期能看到这部电影。

20 had   

vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有

参考例句：

• I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
• The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

21 canoeing   

n.划独木舟，玩独木舟；皮划艇运动

参考例句：

• We were canoeing in the lake. 我们在湖中划独木舟。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
• You can take part in activities from canoeing to bird watching. 你可以参与从划独木舟到观鸟等各种活动。 来自辞典例句

22 dolphin   

n.海豚

参考例句：

• They are looking at a dolphin.他们正看着那条海豚。
• A dolphin is jumping.海豚在跳跃。

23 dolphins   

n.海豚（ dolphin的名词复数 ）

参考例句：

• a school of dolphins 一群海豚
• Many dolphins die each year from entanglement in fishing nets. 每年都有许多海豚被捕鱼网缠绕致死。

24 could   

v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以

参考例句：

• Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
• I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。

25 afford   

vt.提供，负担得起的(后果，损失等)，给予

参考例句：

• At last they could afford a house.他们终于买得起房子了。
• I'll afford you a chance.我将给你提供一个机会。