《柯南脱口秀》第65期:大家如此热情

 Everybody,settle down.It's a talk show,ok. 大伙们 你们够了 不就是个脱口秀吗

It's like we're here to see a cage match.They're going nuts. 感觉好像我们是来看铁笼擂台赛的 他们好疯狂啊

I think they are here to see a cage match.I could fight the guestes. 我觉得他们真是来看铁笼擂台赛的 我可以跟嘉宾打架啊

In the middle of the monologue,I'll hit but a folding chair. 你独白说到一半 我会拿折叠椅打你

Now we have a show worthy¹ of that enthusiasm.Tonight will be fantastic and violent,so thank you. 我们节目就值得大家如此热情 今晚会很精彩 很暴力 谢谢

They really are an angry mob.a lot of them were eating chunks² of meat in the audience. 真是一群愤怒的暴民 好多人在观众席上大口啃肉呢

Excellent show.Lots to get to tonight,lots to talk about.Yeah,thanks for agreeing. 今晚节目很精彩 很多事要做 很多话题可聊 嗯 多谢同意

There is talk of mitt³ Romney running for president again.Did you know that?That is a big news. 有传闻称米特·罗姆尼将再次参选总统 你们知道吗 这是则大新闻

Well,this will go well when he watches it. 等他看这节目的时候一定很开心

I think I watched Conan to see what people thought about me running again.Click. 我要看看《柯南秀》 看看大家对我再次参选的反应 点击

That's not good.People saying he's going to run again,people referring to mitt Romney's possible presidential run as mitt3.0. 不妙啊 有传闻称他将再次参选 大家把米特·罗姆尼的可能参选称为米特3.0

Coincidentally mitt3.0 is also the name of Romney's third son.They are like yeah. 巧的是 这也是罗姆第三个儿子的名字 大家都不置可否

He's a toaster oven with nice hair.mitt3.0. 他就是个发型不错的烤炉 米特3号

 

1 worthy   

adj.(of)值得的，配得上的；有价值的

参考例句：

• I did not esteem him to be worthy of trust.我认为他不值得信赖。
• There occurred nothing that was worthy to be mentioned.没有值得一提的事发生。

2 chunks   

厚厚的一块( chunk的名词复数 )； （某物）相当大的数量或部分

参考例句：

• a tin of pineapple chunks 一罐菠萝块
• Those chunks of meat are rather large—could you chop them up a bIt'smaller? 这些肉块相当大，还能再切小一点吗？

3 mitt   

n.棒球手套，拳击手套，无指手套；vt.铐住，握手

参考例句：

• I gave him a baseball mitt for his birthday.为祝贺他的生日，我送给他一只棒球手套。
• Tom squeezed a mitt and a glove into the bag.汤姆把棒球手套和手套都塞进袋子里。