《柯南脱口秀》第87期:陷阱带来刺激

 35 dollars for peanut butter? I got 1.23 dollar Jiffy inside. 破花生酱要收我35美元 我家有1.23美元的杰菲花生酱

Then he tells me it's 75 dollars per possum that he removes. 没除掉一只负鼠要收我75美元

Where are you taking the possum? 你要把负鼠送去哪里

He says I drive them 35 miles away,I let them go in Malibu. 他说 我开到35英里之外 在马布里放生

I don't believe a word this guy is telling me. 我才不要相信那家伙的话呢

I think he goes down the block,let's it out. 我觉得他会走到街口就把它放掉

He is making 75 dollars on the same possum.I said,do you think I'm dumb¹? 然后靠这同一只负鼠再赚75美元 我说 你以为我傻啊

First one we catch,I spray² paint it.I'm pegging³ the possum. 抓到第一只之后 我要给它喷漆 我要追溯这只负鼠

The guy came over,I have never seen a blue one before. 那家伙过来说 我以前没见过蓝色的负鼠

I say yeah,If I see it again,we're going to have a problem.Now take the thing to Malibu. 我说 对 如果我再见到它 我可不会放过你 把它送到马里布去吧

I don't know if you people ever had like a trap in your yard. 不知道你们家院子里有没有陷阱

It brings excitement to the house. 陷阱会给家里带来刺激

A few hours,me and my wife were going to the window.Did we catch anything out there? 几小时后 我和老婆走到窗前 我们抓到什么了吗

 

1 dumb   

adj.哑的；不会说话的；笨的；愚蠢的

参考例句：

• She is very kind to the dumb children.她对哑童非常好。
• It was dumb of you to say that.你说这种话太愚蠢了。

2 spray   

v.喷，(使)溅散；n.浪花，飞沫；喷雾

参考例句：

• The liquid came out of the bottle in a spray.液体从瓶子里呈雾状喷出。
• We were wet with the sea spray.我们被海水的浪花溅湿。

3 pegging   

n.外汇钉住，固定证券价格v.用夹子或钉子固定( peg的现在分词 )；使固定在某水平

参考例句：

• To write a novel,one must keep pegging away at it consistently. 要写小说，必须不断辛勤劳动。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• She was pegging the clothes out on the line to dry. 她正在把衣服夹在晒衣绳上晾干。 来自辞典例句