《柯南脱口秀》第106期:别来烦我

 Andy,let's go.It froze again.Ok,what. 安迪 赶紧的 又卡住了 好吧

so,ok,you know it's spinning,so we will just,did you see "Game of Thrones"on sunday? 在刷呢 我们 你周日看《权利的游戏》了吗

No,I didn't see it yet.How was it?It was intense¹. 不 没看呢 怎么样 好紧张啊

Dragons are so cool,and then there was like that prince or Duke 龙都好酷啊 还有那个亲王还是公爵的

Andy,you are just stalling².I want to know what time it is. 安迪 你在拖时间 我想知道时间

Oh,it's back.it's back.Ok,great.what time is it? 好了 回来了 好的 几点了

I found four recipes for lime³ biscuit. 我找到了四份青柠饼干的配方

Siri must have heard you.Siri,what is the time of day? Siri一定是听到你说话了 Siri 现在几点了

Playing Morris day and "The time". 播放 莫里斯·戴 《时间》

No,no siri,tell me the time,T-I-M-E.calling Tim e! 不 siri 告诉我时间 呼叫 蒂姆·伊

Who's Tim e,I don't know Tim e is. 蒂姆·伊是谁啊 我怎么知道

Hello.I'm sorry to bother you,do you know what time it is? 喂 抱歉打扰 现在几点了

Are you within of those apple watch as holes?Leave me alone. 你又是用苹果手表的混蛋吗 别来烦我

Andy,just forget it.I don't care what time it is anymore. 安迪 算了吧 我已经不想知道时间了

Apple doesn't make mistakes.It's probably my fault. 苹果是不出错的 一定是我不对

I'm going to call customer support.I just don't know all of the details. 我打给客户服务 我或许是忽略了什么

Fine.thank you for calling apple.If you recently purchased a new MAC book and wondering what happened to all of the holes for the cords,press one. 好吧 感谢致电苹果 如果你最近购买了新苹果笔记本 并想知道怎么插线孔都没了 请按1

If your iphone feels really,really hot inside your pocket and you wonder what's that is doing to your genitals,Press two. 如果你的Iphone在兜里很烫 你担心这对你的生殖器会有什么影响 请按2

If you purchased an apple watch and want to know what time it is,press three. 如果你购买了苹果手表 想知道几点了 请按3

 

1 intense   

adj.认真的，专注的；强烈的；紧张的；热情的

参考例句：

• Susan was an intense young lady.苏珊是一个热情的年轻姑娘。
• The quarrel caused her intense unhappiness.争吵令她极其不快。

2 stalling   

失速，停转

参考例句：

• He asked them all kinds of pointless questions, stalling for time. 他向他们提了各种毫无意义的问题来拖延时间。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Thomas had spent all week stalling over his decision. 托马斯磨了整个星期，迟迟不想作出决定。 来自辞典例句

3 lime   

n.石灰，酸橙，酸橙树，粘鸟胶，钙；vt.施石灰，涂上粘性物质，沾上粘鸟胶

参考例句：

• Lime exists in many soils.许多土壤中都含有石灰。
• A broad avenue of lime trees led up to a grand entrance with huge oak doors.一条栽有酸橙树的宽阔林阴道通向巨大的橡木门的雄伟入口。