《柯南脱口秀》第181期:渴求关注

 That was crazy.Thank you man.I think 1/8 of that was for me,still.Ok,1/10 of it. 简直疯狂 谢了 伙计  不过我觉得1/8的欢呼是给我的 好吧1/10

How are you,pal?I love you,good to see you.Good to see you too. 你好吗 伙计 我爱你啊 见到你太好了 见到你太棒了

Nice to see everybody.I'm grad to be here. 见到大家真开心 能来我很高兴

That's all the time we have.Good night,everybody. 没时间了 大家晚安

You know,Adam,I got to ask you,the "S.N.L" 40th anniversary¹ aired,I think it was 2 1/2 weeks ago. 亚当我得问一句 大概两周半前播出了SNL的40周年纪念集

It was like in February at some point.It gets so confusing². 好像是2月份的什么时候 我都记不清了

Now that it's march.It's confusing because it's march now.It's march. 现在都三月了 现在都是三月了 我有点糊涂 是3月了

It was a long time ago.Those were crazy times back in February. 那是好久之前了 2月的疯狂时刻啊

A lot of time has passed."Saturday Night Live"thing.The day Saturday Night Live reunion. That thing was fantastic. 时间过去了好久 《周六夜现场》 《周六夜现场》的大重聚 那简直太棒了

I gotta to say,Did you enjoy yourself?Well,certainly.I was the highlight,wasn't I? 我得说 你开心吗 是啊 我可是亮点啊

What you did was crazy.That was insane³.You show so much of your body.That was crazy. 你的表演太棒了 简直疯狂 你露了那么多 简直疯狂

That used⁴ to be my thing.When I first got on Saturday night live,I was one of the few guys who would take my cloths⁵ off.Remember?yes. 那以前是我的专长啊 我最初上《周六夜现场》 我是为数不多肯脱衣服的人之一 记得吗 嗯

I worked there at the time as a writer.You were unafraid to try anything. 我当时在那里做编剧 你什么都不怕做

That was desperation.Just wanted to get out there any way I could. 我是渴求关注啊 我只想尽一切努力出位

I knew when I was writing the things,If I write a shirtless guy,everyone's going to be like,I don't want to be shirtless,and I was like,I'll do.That was my trick. 我写段子的时候 知道如果写成裸男 大家肯定都不愿做裸男 我就会说 我来做 那是我的诡计

 

1 anniversary   

n.周年(纪念日)

参考例句：

• They celebrate their wedding anniversary annually.他们每年庆祝一番结婚纪念日。
• Today is my parents'30th wedding anniversary.今天是我父母结婚30周年纪念日。

2 confusing   

adj.混乱的，令人困惑的

参考例句：

• The instructions on the box are very confusing.盒子上的使用说明含混不清。
• It's very confusing to learn a new language.学习一门新语言是很令人困惑的。

3 insane   

adj.蠢极的，荒唐的，精神错乱的，疯狂的

参考例句：

• Insane people are sometimes dangerous.精神病人有时非常危险。
• The letter made her insane with jealousy.那封信使她妒忌得发疯。

4 used   

adj.用旧了的，旧的；习惯于…；过去惯/经常

参考例句：

• I used to work until nearly 6:00 o'clock each day.我过去常常工作到6:00左右。
• He used to walk anywhere from two to five miles an hour.他过去经常一小时走二至五英里。

5 cloths   

n.布；衣料；织物；布块；布( cloth的名词复数 )；一块布；用作某种用途的布；（统称）牧师

参考例句：

• He worked as a door-to-door salesman peddling cloths and brushes. 他的工作是上门推销抹布和刷子。
• "Other shops have wash-cloths and wash-basins too-" 脸盆，毛巾，别家也有，——” 来自汉英文学 - 林家铺子