《柯南脱口秀》第192期:解散橄榄球队

 Crazy story out of North Korea,and that's saying something,Ok? 朝鲜一则疯狂的消息 这很能说明问题了

Cause on an average day in North Korea,it's pretty insane,right? 朝鲜平常的一天就够疯狂了

This is actually a weird¹ story out of North Korea. 这是对朝鲜都很疯狂的消息

That's right.People in North Korea who have the same name as Kim Jong-Un are being ordered to change their name. 朝鲜所有跟金正恩重名的人 被下令改名

If you have the same name,you're being ordered by the government to change your name. 如果你跟他重名 政府命令你改名

Now everyone has the choice of either Khloe or Kourtney Jong-Un. 所以现在大家只能选择 叫克洛伊·正恩或考特尼正恩了

That's your choice,that's it. 只能选这俩

Iran is in the news.Iran may have launched air strikes against Isis.Iran may have attacked Isis,yeah. 伊朗上了新闻 伊朗可能向伊斯兰国发起了空袭 伊朗可能空袭了伊斯兰国组织

You know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my go Iran T-shirt?1979. 你们知道我上次能穿“伊朗加油”T恤衫是多久之前了吗 1979年

I was the only kid in my high school with a go Iran T-shirt. 我当时是学校唯一穿了件“伊朗加油”T恤衫的孩子

It's now more of a crop top,risen up a little.I grew out of it. 现在成了露脐上衣了 我现在穿不下了

It's exciting to root for those guys for a change. 能换换口味为他们加油也不错

Big news in sports.The University of Alabama Birmingham has decided² to discontinue its football team. 体育界大新闻 阿拉巴马州伯明翰大学 决定解散其橄榄球队

yeah,when they heard this news,New York jets' fans said,wait,can you do that?It's something you can do? 听到消息后 纽约喷气机队的粉丝说 等等 这也行吗 这事可行啊

 

1 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

2 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。