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Wife : I'm thirsty. How far is the closest store? Husband : Probably thirty miles. I don't know. I feel like a cigarette myself, Wife : You have three packs with you, haven't you? Husband : Well, I smoked them all. Wife : Oh, you are such a heavy smoker. We've just been out for six hours. Husband : I can't drive without cigarettes. I'll doze off. Wife : Hey, there seems to be a service station ahead. Husband : Let's stop for a while and see what we can get there. Wife : (Gets out of the car.) Anybody here?...Hello?...It's closed. Isn't a service station open round the clock? Husband : Well, it's supposed to be. Who knows? Wife : Hey, there're vending machines over there. Husband : Oh, great! A cigarette vending machine. Wife : And a soft drink vending machine. Husband : Now you can have the drink you want and I can have my cigarettes. Wife : Wait a second. Do you have any change? Husband : Let me see.(He feels about the change in his pocket.) Here we are. One dollar, two quarters, and three dimes. Wife : Good. That'll be just enough for my drink and your cigarettes. Husband : Are you kidding? I need them for my cigarettes. I'll give you the left over change after I've bought my cigarettes.(He starts inserting the change into the slot.) Wife : You can't do that! Stop! Oh, you ....
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