Lesson 39 Haircut or shave?
Mother: You must have a haircut, Sandy.
You hair’s very long.
Mother: Go to the barber’s now.
Sandy: All right, mum.
Mother: Here’s some money.
Sandy: Thanks, mum.
Barber: Who's next?
Bald man: I am.
Barber: Do you want to have a haircut, sir?
Bald man: A haircut!
Of course, not!
Bald man: I want to have a shave!