摩登家庭第六季 第278期:集团

 I guarantee that low-life cousin of Gloria's stashed¹ this up there. 我保证是歌洛莉亚的那个人渣表亲藏在这里的。

Jay, where are the napkin rings? 杰，餐巾环呢？

I'll give you guys some privacy². 我给你们一点隐私吧。

Look what your cousin's hiding in here. 瞧瞧你表亲在这里藏了什么。

That's my horse. 这是我的马。

That's yours? 这是你的吗？

Yes, I brought it back from Colombia. 是啊，我从哥伦比亚带来的。

My god. I married into a drug cartel? 天啊，我娶了个贩毒集团的人吗？

These are the ashes of my dead horse, Gaucho³. I had him when I was a little girl. 这是我死去的马儿加乌乔的骨灰。我小时候养的他。

You thought that these were drugs and that they belong to my cousin? 你觉得这是毒品，而且是我表亲的吗？

Well, what was I supposed to think? 不然我该怎么想啊？

I am sick of this, Jay. You treat my family like they're criminals. 我受够了，杰。你把我的家人当做罪犯。

Like he would bring $150,000 worth of heroin⁴ into this house! 好像他会带价值十五万美金的海洛因来这里一样！

How do you know how much -- 你怎么知道这值多少钱...

What? ! I can't know street value? ! 怎么？我就不能知道街头黑市价吗？

Alex, honey, could I borrow you for a minute? 艾丽克斯，亲爱的，能耽误你一会儿吗？

One sec. Uncle Mitch, this is amazing. I can't believe you kept all of this. 稍等。米奇舅舅，这太棒了。你居然留着这些东西。

Oh, it's nothing special. It's just a handmade scrapbook of every note and drawing you ever made me. 没什么特别的啦。这只是手工制作的剪贴簿，里面是你给我写的每一张便条和画的每一幅画。

You got to be kidding me. 你肯定开玩笑的吧。

Oh, oh. Hola. 你好。

This is good. 这很不错。

This is a report card that you made for me when you were 4, and you gave me a b-minus as an uncle. 这是你四岁时给我做的明信片，你给我这个舅舅打了B-的分数。

I was mad because you wasted your vote on Ralph Nader. 我很生气，因为你投了拉尔夫·纳德的票。

But today, you get an A-plus, because this is the most thoughtful⁵ gift ever. 而今天你拿到了A+，因为这是有史以来最有心思的礼物。

Oh, Mitchell, where do you even find the time for this? 米奇尔，你怎么会有时间做这个的？

So, this one -- here or here? 所以这个是放这里还是这里呢？

I don't know. 我不确定。

What about here? 放这里如何？

Spencer! 斯宾塞！

 

1 stashed   

v.贮藏( stash的过去式和过去分词 )；隐藏；藏匿；藏起

参考例句：

• She has a fortune stashed away in various bank accounts. 她有一大笔钱存在几个不同的银行账户下。
• She has a fortune stashed away in various bank accounts. 她在不同的银行账户上秘密储存了一大笔钱。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 privacy   

n.私人权利，个人自由，隐私权

参考例句：

• In such matters,privacy is impossible.在这类事情中，保密是不可能的。
• She wept in the privacy of her own room.她在自己房内暗暗落泪。

3 gaucho   

n. 牧人

参考例句：

• Outside the city there are many countryside ranches for city dwellers to live the gaucho life,or just enjoy country life in the pampas,the grasslands outside buenos aires.城外有许多农庄，可以供城市居民前往居住和体验牛仔生活，或者只是去享受一下草原上的农家生活。
• There are many working estancias where tourists can live out the gaucho lifestyl

4 heroin   

n.海洛因

参考例句：

• Customs have made their biggest ever seizure of heroin.海关查获了有史以来最大的一批海洛因。
• Heroin has been smuggled out by sea.海洛因已从海上偷运出境。

5 thoughtful   

adj.思考的，沉思的，体贴的，关心的

参考例句：

• She is thoughtful for her friends.她很体贴她的朋友们。
• This is a thoughtful essay.这是一篇具有思想性的随笔。