英文幽默笑话：班级、情人和蠢驴

 Class, Lass and Ass 

　　Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, 

　　so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. 

　　A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased¹ the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way. 

　　班级、情人和蠢驴 

　　汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写道：汤姆教授明天将和大家见面。 

　　一位学生看到这条通知后，觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了，就走上前，将class中的c擦掉，将意思变为汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面。教授听到笑声，转过身走回来，看了看那位学生，又看看被改动过的通知，不动声色地走上前，把lass中的l擦掉，将意思改为汤姆教授明天将和蠢驴见面。看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生，教授扬长而去。

1 erased   

v.擦掉( erase的过去式和过去分词 )；抹去；清除

参考例句：

• He erased the wrong answer and wrote in the right one. 他擦去了错误答案，写上了正确答案。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• He removed the dogmatism from politics; he erased the party line. 他根除了政治中的教条主义，消除了政党界限。 来自《简明英汉词典》