英文幽默笑话：精力旺盛的妻子

 Neighbor¹: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? 

　　Husband²: It was³ nothing. My wife⁴ was a bit⁵ cross, and threw my overcoat⁶ out of the window. 

　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could⁷ it make such⁸ a noise? 

　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside⁹ the coat. 

　　邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗？ 

　　丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。 

　　邻居：你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音？ 

　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面。

1 neighbor   

n.邻居；v.邻接，毗邻而居，友好

参考例句：

• He has a very good neighbor.他有一个好邻居。
• My new neighbor moved in last weekend.我的新邻居上周才搬来。

2 husband   

n.丈夫

参考例句：

• My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。
• I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。

3 was   

v.(is,am的过去式)是，在

参考例句：

• He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
• He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

4 wife   

n.妻子，太太，老婆

参考例句：

• She is my wife.她是我妻子。
• He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。

5 bit   

n.一点儿，少量；钻头；马嚼子；辅币，位，比特(二进位制信息单位)；v.控制

参考例句：

• I'm just going out for a bit.我正打算出去一会儿。
• When did you change the bit?什么时候换的钻头？

6 overcoat   

n.大衣；外套

参考例句：

• Do not leave off your overcoat;it is cold.不要把你的大衣脱下，天气很冷。
• Although it was so cold,he went out without an overcoat.天气虽然很冷，他没有穿大衣就出去了。

7 could   

v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以

参考例句：

• Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
• I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。

8 such   

adj.如此的，这样的；pron.这样的；adv.如此地

参考例句：

• He is such a man.他是这样一个人。
• He spent all his money,he is such a fool.他这样傻，花光了所有的钱。

9 inside   

n.内部，内脏，内幕；adj.内部的，秘密的，户内的；prep.在...之内

参考例句：

• Two minutes later we were inside the taxi.两分钟以后我们已经坐在出租车里面了。
• He will be back inside two days.他将在两天内回来。