英文幽默笑话：两名士兵

 Two Soldiers¹ 

　　Two soldiers were in camp². The first one's name was³ George, and the second one's name was Bill⁴. George said⁵, have you got⁶ a piece of paper and an envelope⁷, Bill? 

　　Bill said, Yes, I have, and he gave⁸ them to him. 

　　Then George said, Now I haven't got a pen. Bill gave him his, and George wrote⁹ his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, have you got a stamp, Bill? Bill gave him one. 

　　Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, Are you going¹⁰ out? 

　　Bill Said, Yes, I am, and he opened the door. 

　　George said, Please put my letter in the box in the office, and... He stopped. 

　　What do you want now? Bill said to him. 

　　George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, What's your girl-friend's address? 

　　军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：比尔，你有信纸、信封吗？ 

　　比尔说：有。然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。 

　　乔治又说：我还没有笔呢。比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：比尔，你有邮票吗？比尔给了他一张。 

　　这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：你要出去吗？ 

　　比尔说：是的。随即打开了门。 

　　乔治说：请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...他停住了。 

　　你还要什么？比尔问。 

　　乔治看着信封说：你女朋友的地址是－？

1 soldiers   

n.士兵，军人( soldier的名词复数 )；兵员；士卒

参考例句：

• Two soldiers were killed in a terrorist ambush. 两名士兵遭到恐怖分子伏击而死亡。
• soldiers brutalized by war 在战争中变得残酷无情的士兵

2 camp   

n.宿营；野营；营地；vi.露营，扎营

参考例句：

• We have to go back to camp now.我们现在该回营去了。
• We shall camp beside our church.我们应该在教堂旁边扎营。

3 was   

v.(is,am的过去式)是，在

参考例句：

• He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
• He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

4 bill   

(Bill)比尔(男名)；n.帐单，钞票，票据，清单；议案，法案；广告；鸟嘴，喙；vt.开帐单，用海报宣传，把...列成表

参考例句：

• Bill is both a good swimmer and a good cook.比尔不仅是个游泳好手，而且是个烹调能手。
• It will save trouble if you pay the bill now.如果你现在付账就没事了。

5 said   

v.动词say的过去式、过去分词

参考例句：

• He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
• He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

6 got   

v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白

参考例句：

• I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
• I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

7 envelope   

n.信封；封皮；包装

参考例句：

• Don't forget to stick a stamp on the envelope. 不要忘记在信封上贴邮票。
• I folded the letter and then put it into the envelope.我把信折好后放进信封里。

8 gave   

vbl.（give的过去式）给予，产生，发表

参考例句：

• He asked for money and I gave him some.他要钱，我给了他一些。
• I gave you a map so you wouldn't get lost. 我给你一张地图，这样你就不会迷路了。

9 wrote   

v.（write的过去式）写

参考例句：

• She wrote the music and he wrote the book.她作曲子，他写歌词。
• He wrote back that he was too busy to join us.他回信说他太忙不能参加我们的活动。

10 going   

n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的

参考例句：

• We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
• He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。