【老外的幽默】How to reject a man

How to reject a man

GG：Can I buy you a drink?
MM：Actually I'd rather have the money.

GG：Can I have your name?
MM：Why? Don't you already have one?

GG：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
MM：I'm a plastic surgeon¹. I've been looking for a face like yours.

GG：Is this seat empty?
MM：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

GG：Haven't I seen you some place before?
MM：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

GG：Will you go out with me this Saturday?
MM：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

GG：I think I could make you very happy.
MM：Why? Are you leaving?

歪评：拒绝人的两大法宝：装疯卖傻、话里藏针。（p.s 要是那位仁兄太实在了，还是有话直说吧）

1 surgeon   

n.外科医生，军医，船上的医生

参考例句：

• His injuries were not such as to need a surgeon.他的伤还不是那种需要外科医生治的伤。
• The surgeon is now operating.外科医生正在做手术。