老外损人英语绝句

 　　1. Got into the gene¹ pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.

　　他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进基因池。

　　2. A room temperature IQ.

　　IQ值简直和室温一样高。

　　3. During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

　　进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。（要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人？）

　　4. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

　　他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。

　　5. He's so dense², the light bends around his.

　　他太蠢了，光碰到他多要拐向走。

　　6. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

　　如果他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。（把他当植物来看了。）

　　7. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

　　人家畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱了漱口。

　　8. It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".

　　他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。

　　9. He sets low personal standards and then consistently³ fail to achieve them.

　　他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。

　　10. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

　　如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。

1 gene   

n.遗传因子，基因

参考例句：

• A single gene may have many effects.单一基因可能具有很多种效应。
• The targeting of gene therapy has been paid close attention.其中基因治疗的靶向性是值得密切关注的问题之一。

2 dense   

a.密集的，稠密的，浓密的；密度大的

参考例句：

• The general ambushed his troops in the dense woods. 将军把部队埋伏在浓密的树林里。
• The path was completely covered by the dense foliage. 小路被树叶厚厚地盖了一层。

3 consistently   

ad.一贯地，一直

参考例句：

• The Ministry of Finance consistently overestimated its budget deficits. 财政部一贯高估预算赤字。
• The minister has consistently opposed any relaxation in the law. 部长一向反对法律上的任何放宽。