世界各地的蹩脚英语

 

　　①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
　　
　　日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。
　　
　　②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.

　　匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品，请喂给值班警卫。

　　③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

　　挪威酒吧：女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。

　　④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

　　瑞典皮货商店：为女士们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。

　　⑤Teeth extracted¹ by the latest Methodists.

　　香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。

　　⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.

　　泰国的干洗店：在这里脱掉您的裤子，等待最好的结果。

　　⑦Specialist in women and other diseases².

　　意大利妇科诊所：我们是women和其他疾病的专家。

　　⑧Welcome to the cemetery³ where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.

　　俄国公墓：欢迎访问这个公墓，许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里，但星期四不埋。

　　⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.

　　丹麦机场：我们将拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。

　　⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.

　　墨西哥旅馆：旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。

1 extracted   

adj. 萃取的 动词extract的现在分词

参考例句：

• Maple syrup is made from sap extracted from the sugar maple tree. 槭糖浆是用糖槭树中提取的树液制成的。
• The dentist extracted her wisdom tooth. 牙医拔掉了她的智牙。

2 diseases   

n.疾病( disease的名词复数 )；弊端；恶疾；痼疾

参考例句：

• Smoking is a causative factor in several major diseases. 抽烟是引起几种严重疾病的病因。
• The illness frequently coexists with other chronic diseases. 这种病往往与其他慢性病同时存在。

3 cemetery   

n.坟墓，墓地，坟场

参考例句：

• He was buried in the cemetery.他被葬在公墓。
• His remains were interred in the cemetery.他的遗体葬在墓地。