搞笑生活哲理短句

 　　1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!

　　2. Burn incense¹ and may not necessarily be a monk², but also may be the panda ...

　　3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!

　　4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.

　　5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~

　　6. "What is the optimists³ who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"

　　1.钱不是问题，问题是没钱!

　　2.烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫...

　　3.喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!

　　4.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.

　　5.谁说我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~

　　6."什么叫乐观派的人?""这个...............就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨!"

1 incense   

v.激怒；n.香，焚香时的烟，香气

参考例句：

• This proposal will incense conservation campaigners.这项提议会激怒环保人士。
• In summer,they usually burn some coil incense to keep away the mosquitoes.夏天他们通常点香驱蚊。

2 monk   

n.和尚，僧侣，修道士

参考例句：

• The man was a monk from Emei Mountain.那人是峨眉山下来的和尚。
• Buddhist monk sat with folded palms.和尚合掌打坐。

3 optimists   

n.乐观主义者( optimist的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Even optimists admit the outlook to be poor. 甚至乐观的人都认为前景不好。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Optimists reckon house prices will move up with inflation this year. 乐观人士认为今年的房价将会随通货膨胀而上涨。 来自辞典例句