大学体验英语第二册Unit8-Passage B

（单词翻译）

So Sorry to Bug¹ You
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　"You'd think after all these years I'd know better than to spread a virus by email.
You'd be wrong. 　

　The email was from a woman I knew decades ago, back when we were spooning teenagers. We had corresponded electronically maybe three times since then, I swear. The subject line on this latest missive was "Homepage." The message read, simply: "Hi! You've got to see this page! It's really cool." It was signed with a goofy emotion, a winking², sideways smiling face-;0). "Ho, ho! You sly thing!" I thought, recalling the feverish³ summer of '70... and clicked on the attached file. Pause. Uh-oh. 　

　It was the dumbest thing I'd done since 1979, when I pitched a tent on a colony of army ants in Mexico. My screen started shimmering⁴ like a Yucatan sunset. I had unleashed⁵ a computer virus.　

　I felt like the doctor in The Andromeda Strain; the clock was outracing me. I went to my email program, clicked on File, then selected Work Offline. That, I assumed, would cordon⁶ me off from the Net and keep me from spreading the bug while I figured out how to get rid of it. Next I checked my Outbox. Argh! Sixty-five messages were queued up, waiting to be sent to my friends. Each was from me. Each bore the subject line "Homepage." Each had a file attached, as doom-laden as a warhead. 　

?I deleted the messages and emptied the Recycle Bin⁷. Then I went to the Web for guidance. Cursing myself for not using an anti-virus program on my home computer, I learned that the Homepage virus is the most common bug - technically⁸, it's a "worm" - out there. It afflicts⁹ only PC users of Microsoft Outlook and would not damage my computer. But it would immediately mail itself to everyone in my address book - that is, everyone to whom I've ever sent a Reply message. The worm also resets¹⁰ your browser's home page to one of four porn sites. This last bit had not happened to mine. Was I spared? 　

　Gingerly, I fired up Outlook and connected to the Net. Fifty messages poured into my Inbox. Most were from corporate¹¹ servers - such as Time Inc.'s - informing me that my email was being returned unopened since it contained a virus. The last message was from my friend Marshall: "If you don't mind my asking, which homepage?" Double argh! I had spread the accursed worm. I wrote a mea culpa warning, which I mailed to everyone in my address book: Don't click on that attachment¹²!　
　The worst part was that many of the people I had emailed were newbies - subscribers who had emailed me for help in connection with this column. Most of these folks were kind; only one asked me to remove her name from my address book. A guy from the Philippines, birthplace of the dread¹³ Love Bug virus, wrote, "It is quite ironic¹⁴ that I got a worm from you."　

? Let that irony¹⁵ be a lesson to you: Never open an attachment, even from a friend, unless you've been told to expect it. And always use virus protection. Finally, if you get an email from me whose subject is "Homepage," run.