英语新闻听写 What?便便也能展览!?

（单词翻译）

Museum Will Feature Poop Of All Shapes And Sizes

What?便便也能展览！？

The Isle¹ of Wight Zoo with be debuting² a museum that is dedicated³ entirely⁴ to poo poo.

怀特岛动物园拟建一间“便便博物馆”。

The feces museum is scheduled to open on March 25th and according to a spokesperson for the Isle of Wight Zoo,

据怀特岛动物园的发言人透露：便便博物馆将于3.25号正式开业，

“it’s stinky, unpleasant and sometimes dangerous stuff—but it’s all around and inside us too

“虽然它们臭气熏天，让人厌恶甚至还有点危险，但是它们也存在我们的体内啊

and perhaps surprisingly our planet would be a much poorer place without it.”

也许，没有便便的世界将变得枯燥、无趣了呢。”

The museum is sure to be a poot of a time! Excuse me, a hoot⁵.

这间博物馆肯定“呼”地蹿红，呃，应该说“噗”！