The Ass and the Flutev(在线收听

    As an ass was quietly dining on thistles,he beheld a shepherd seated beneath a tree,awakening sweet echoes on his flute,and charming the ears of all within hearing,excepting our discontented lop-eared brute,who thus soliloquized:“The world is going mad!Be-hold all the people admiring,with open mouths,a fool who is straining and puffing himself into a perspiration with blowing into a little hollow tube.So easily are mankind pleased,while-but no matter.Let me hasten out of the fool's hearing.I shall go mad.”
    As our scandalized ass was moving off at a brisk canter,he presently almost kicked against a flute,which chanced to have been left on the turf by an amorous shepherd.The ass stopped,gazed knowingly round,and contemplated the flute as it lay;slowly he lowered his head,and placing his under lip on the mouth-hole,he blew in- to the despised instrument,when,mirabile dictu,it yielded an agree- able sound.Our ass thought himself a clever fellow,and cried aloud,as he kicked his hind legs in the air with joy,“Bravo!I too can play on the flute!”
    Exercises:
    回答问题:
    ① What did the ass see when dining on thistles?
    ② What did the ass think himself?

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