Work Problem(在线收听

Employee:  The stress my boss puts me under is killing me.  I have migraines(偏头疼), my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer(溃疡), and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke(中风) or a heart attack."
Friend:  So, why don't you quit?
Employee:  The company has a great health plan.

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