My Lawyer（在线收听）

    A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speakto my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorrybut he died last week."The next day he phones again and asks the same question.
    The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he diedlast week."The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to hislawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a littleannoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyerdied last week. Why do you keep calling?"The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."