YOU're Not Going to Make it(在线收听

    Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
    "Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.
    On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?""I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.
    Notes:
    (1) gravely adv.特别严重地(2) physician n.医生(3) motion v.以动作或手示意(4) ensure v.保证(5) survival n.生存(6) stress-free adj.没有压力的(7) complain(about)v.抱怨;发牢骚(8) passionate adj.热烈的Exercises:
    根据短文填空:
    ①_____ .ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife.
    ② After the examination the physician _____ for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
    ③ Next, give him a _____environment.
    ④ Make passionate love_____ him every day.
    ⑤ From the passage, we can see that the wife didn't______ the husband.
    12.你活不成了一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。
    “你丈夫病得很重,”医生说,“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一,一日三餐,要营养美味。第二,给他一个轻松的环境,不要抱怨。
    第三,每天都对他倾注炽热的爱。”
    在驱车回家的路上,丈夫问道:“医生说了什么?”“很遗憾,”
    说,“你活不成了。”

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