英语播客EnglishPod 31（在线收听）

 A:    Oh, I don’t know if you heard, but someone moved
        into that old house down the road.

 B:    Yeah, I know. I met the owner of the house yes-
       terday as he was moving in. His name is Armand.

 A:     Really? What’s he like? You have to fill me in.

 B:    Actually, he’s a bit strange. I don’t know... I’ve got
       a bad feeling about him.

 A:     Really? Why?

 B:    Well,  yesterday  I  brought  over  a  housewarming
       gift,  but  Armand  started  acting  really  weird,  and
       then he practically kicked me out! I tried to, sort of,
        peek into his house,  but everything was so dark
        inside that I couldn’t really get a good look.

 A:    Well, you’ll  never  guess  what  I  saw  this  morn-
        ing.  A delivery truck pulled into his driveway, and
        it  dropped  off  a  long,  rectangular  box.  It  almost
        looked like a coffin!

 B:    You see! Why would he...

 C:     Hello ladies...

 B:    Ah, Armand! You scared the heck out of me! This
        is my friend Doris.

 C:    A pleasure to meet you...If you are not doing any-
       thing tonight, I would like to have you both for din-
        ner. I mean...I would like to have you both over for
       dinner.