英语播客EnglishPod 55（在线收听）

 A:     I hate working on Christmas Eve! Whoa! Get a
        load of this guy! Come in central, I think we’ve got
       ourselves a situation here.

 B:     License and registration please.  Have you been
       drinking tonight, sir?

 A:     I had one or two glasses of eggnog, but nothing
       else.

 B:     Step out of the vehicle, please.  Sir, what do you
        have in the back?

 A:    Just  a  few  Christmas  gifts,  ’tis  the  season,  after
       all!

 B:     Don’t  take  that  tone  with  me.  Do  you  have  an
        invoice for these items?

 A:     Umm...no...I  make  these  in  my  workshop  in  the
        North Pole!

 B:    You  are  under  arrest,  sir.  You  have  the  right  to
        remain silent.  You better not pout, you better not
       cry. Anything you say can and will be used against
       you. You have the right to an attorney; if you can-
        not afford one, the state will appoint

 A:    You can’t take me to jail!  What about my sleigh?
        It’s  Christmas  Eve! I  have  presents  to  deliver!
        Rudolph! Prancer! Dancer! Get help!