A: It smells like an ashtray in here!
B: Hi honey! What’s wrong? Why do you have that
look on your face?
A: What’s wrong? I thought we agreed that you were
gonna quit smoking.
B: No! I said I was going to cut down which is very
different. You can’t just expect me to go cold
turkey overnight!
A: Look, there are other ways to quit. You can try
the nicotine patch, or nicotine chewing gum. We
spend a fortune on cigarettes every month and
now laws are cracking down and not allowing
smoking in any public place. It’s not like you can
just light up like before.
B: I know, I know. I am trying but, I don’t have the
willpower to just quit. I can’t fight with the urge to
reach for my pack of smokes in the morning with
coffee or after lunch! Please understand?
A: Fine! I want a divorce! |