Customer: So can you fix it?
Sales Clerk: I’m sorry sir. This computer is not
broken or damaged. It’s simply
just too old! That’s why your pro-
grams and applications are run-
ning slow. There really isn’t much
I can do.
Customer: What do you mean? I bought this
computer just three years ago!
Sales Clerk: Yes, but technology is ever chang-
ing and technology is becoming
obsolete faster and faster!
Customer: Ok, I know where this is going.
How much will it cost me to get a
new computer?
Sales Clerk: Well, this desktop over here is our
latest model. It has a four gi-
gahertz processor with sixteen gi-
gabytes in RAM and a hard disk
with one terabyte. Of course, it
includes a mouse, keyboard and
desk speakers.
Customer: I have no idea what you are talk-
ing about. I just want to know if
it’s good and if I will be able to
play solitaire without the computer
crashing or freezing all the time!
Sales Clerk: This PC is top of the line and I
guarantee it will never freeze! If
it does, we’ll give you your money
back! |