A: Man, I’m freaking out! You gotta help me!
B: Whoa whoa take it easy, relax. Geez, you’re
sweating like a pig! What’s going on?
A: I can’t go through with this! I just can’t! I’m not
ready for marriage! What was I thinking? I’m only
thirty five years old! I’ve got my entire life ahead
of me, adventures waiting! I can’t settle down yet!
B: What are you talking about? It wasn’t more than a
month ago that you were rambling on about how
you are tired of living the life of a bachelor and
how you envy your friends that have a family!
A: I know I know!
B: Let’s think this through. First of all, you cannot
leave Amy atthe altar. Not only will she be humil-
iated and kill you, but she is the woman that you
love andthe woman of your dreams! Why would
you want to end that or jeopardize it like this? Sec-
ond of all, you are just getting cold feet. You know
deep down inside that you want to marry her, so
cut the crap and do it!
B: You’re right. I’m being crazy! Ok, I’m ready, lets
do this!
A: Great! Phew! That was a close one ! You had
me going there for a minute I thought I was gonna
have to slap some sense intoyou
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