高级英语第二册 5.Love is a Fallacy(在线收听

  5.Love is a Fallacy
  Max Shulman
  1 Charles Lamb, as merry and enterprising a fellow as you will meet in a month of Sundays, unfettered the informal essay with his memorable Old China and Dream's Children. There follows an informal essay that ventures even beyond Lamb's frontier, indeed, "informal" may not be quite the right word to describe this essay; "limp" or " flaccid" or possibly "spongy" are perhaps more appropriate.
  2 Vague though its category, it is without doubt an essay. It develops an argument; it cites instances; it reaches a conclusion. Could Carlyle do more? Could Ruskin ?
  3 Read, then, the following essay which undertakes to demonstrate that logic, far from being a dry, pedantic discipline, is a living, breathing thing, full of beauty, passion, and trauma --Author's Note
  4 Cool was I and logical. Keen, calculating, perspicacious , acute and astute--I was all of these. My brain was as powerful as a dynamo, as precise as a chemist's scales, as penetrating as a scalpel. And--think of it! --I was only eighteen.
  5 It is not often that one so young has such a giant intellect. Take, for example, Petey Butch, my roommate at the University of Minnesota. Same age, same background, but dumb as an ox. A nice enough young fellow, you understand, but nothing upstairs. Emotional type. Unstable. Impressionable. Worst of all, a faddist. Fads, I submit, are the very negation of reason. To be swept up in every new craze that come, s along, to, surrender y, , , , , , ourself to idiocy just because everybody else is doing it--this, to me, is the acme of mindlessness. Not, however, to Petey.
  6 One afternoon I found Petey lying on his bed with an expression of such distress on his face that I immediately diagnosed appendicitis. "Don't move," I said. "Don't take a laxative. I'll get a doctor."
  7 "Raccoon," he mumbled thickly.
  8 "Raccoon?" I said, pausing in my flight.
  9 "I want a raccoon coat," he wailed.
  10 I perceived that his trouble was not physical, but mental. "Why do you want a raccoon coat?"
  11 "I should have known it," he cried, pounding his temples. "I should have , , , , , known they'd come back when the Charleston came back. Like a fool I spent all my money for textbooks, and now I can't get a raccoon coat."
  12 "Can you mean." I said incredulously, "that people are actually wearing raccoon coats again?"
  13 "All the Big Men on Campus are wearing them. Where've you been?"
  14 "In the library," I said, naming a place not frequented by Big Men on Campus
  15 He leaped from the bed and paced the room, "I've got to have a raccoon coat," he said passionately. "I've got to!"
  16 "Petey, why? Look at it rationally. Raccoon coats are unsanitary. They shed. They smell bad. They weight too much. They're unsightly. They--"
  17 " You don't understand," he interrupted impatiently. "It's the thing to do. Don't you want to be in the swim?"
  18 "No," I said truthfully.
  19 "Well, I do," he declared. "I'd give anything for a raccoon coat. Anything!"
  20 My brain, that precision instrument, slipped into high gear. "Anything?" I asked, looking at him narrowly.
  21 "Anything," he affirmed in ringing tones.
  22 I stroked my chin thoughtfully. It so happened that I knew where to set my hands on a raccoon coat. My father had had one in his undergraduate days; it lay now in a trunk in the attic back home. It also happened that Petey had something I wanted. He didn't have it exactly, but at least he had first rights on it. I refer to his girl, Polly Espy.
  23 I had long coveted Polly Espy. Let me emphasize that my desire for this young woman was not emotional in nature. She was, to be sure, a girl who excited the emotions but I was not one to let my heart rule my head. I wanted Polly for a shrewdly calculated, entirely cerebral reason.
  24 I was a freshman in law school. In a few years I would be out in practice. I was well aware of the importance of the right kind of wife in furthering a lawyer's career. The successful lawyers I had observed were, almost without exception, married to beautiful, gracious, intelligent women. With one omission, Polly fitted these specifications perfectly.
  25 Beautiful she was. She was not yet of pin-up proportions but I felt sure that time would supply the lack She already had the makings.
  26 Gracious she was. By gracious I mean full of graces. She had an erectness of carriage, an ease of bearing, a poise that clearly indicated the best of breeding, At table her manners were exquisite. I had seen her at the Kozy Kampus Korner eating the specialty of the house--a sandwich that contained scraps of pot roast, gravy, chopped nuts, and a dipper of sauerkraut--without even getting her fingers moist.
  27 Intelligent she was not. in fact, she veered in the opposite direction. But I believed that under my guidance she would smarten up. At any rate, it was worth a try. It is, after all, easier to make a beautiful dumb girl smart than to make an ugly smart girl beautiful.
  28 "Petey," I said, "are you in love with Polly Espy?"
  29 "I think she's a keen kid," he replied, "but I don't know if you'd call it love. Why?"
  30 "Do you," I asked, "have any kind of formal arrangement with her? I mean are you going steady or anything like that?"
  31 "No. We see each other quite a bit, but we both have other dates. Why?"
  32 "Is there," I asked, "any other man for whom she has a particular fondness?"
  33 "Not that I know of. Why?"
  34 I nodded with satisfaction. "In other words, if you were out of the picture, the field would be open. Is that right?"
  35 "I guess so. What are you getting at?"
  36 "Nothing, nothing," I said innocently, and took my suitcase out of the closet.
  37 "Where are you going?" asked Petey.
  38 "Home for the weekend." I threw a few things into the bag.
  39 "Listen," he said, clutching my arm eagerly, "while you're home, you couldn't get some money from your old man, could you, and lend it to me so I can buy a raccoon coat?"
  40 "I may do better than that," I said with a mysterious wink and closed my bag and left.
  41 "Look," I said to Petey when I got back Monday morning. I threw open the suitcase and revealed the huge, hairy, gamy object that my father had worn in his Stutz Bearcat in 1925.
  42 " Holy Toledo!" said Petey reverently. He plunged his hands into the raccoon coat and then his face. "Holy Toledo!" he repeated fifteen or twenty times.
  43 "Would you like it?" I asked.
  44 "Oh yes!" he cried, clutching the greasy pelt to him. Then a canny look came into his eyes. "What do you want for it?"
  45 "Your girl," I said, mincing no words.
  46 "Polly?" he said in a horrified whisper. "You want Polly?"
  47 "That's right."
  48 He flung the coat from him. "Never," he said stoutly.
  49 I shrugged. "Okay. If you don't want to be in the swim, I guess it's your business."
  50 I sat down in a chair and pretended to read a book, but out of the corner of my eye I kept watching Petey. He was a torn man. First he looked at the coat with the expression of a waif at a bakery window. Then he turned away and set his jaw resolutely. Then he looked back at the coat, with even more longing in his face. Then he turned away, but with not so much resolution this time. Back and forth his head swiveled, desire waxing, resolution waning . Finally he didn't turn away at all; he just stood and stared with mad lust at the coat.
  51 "It isn't as though I was in love with Polly," he said thickly. "Or going steady or anything like that."
  52 "That's right," I murmured.
  53 "What's Polly to me, or me to Polly?"
  54 "Not a thing," said I.
  55 "It's just been a casual kick --just a few laughs, that's all."
  56 "Try on the coat," said I.
  57 He complied. The coat bunched high over his ears and dropped all the way down to his shoe tops. He looked like a mound of dead raccoons. "Fits fine," he said happily.
  58 I rose from my chair. "Is it a deal?" I asked, extending my hand.
  59 He swallowed. "It's a deal," he said and shook my hand.
  60 I had my first date with Polly the following evening. This was in the nature of a survey; I wanted to find out just how much work I had to do to get her mind up to the standard I required. I took her first to dinner. "Gee, that was a delish (=delicious) dinner," she said as we left the restaurant. Then I took her to a movie. "Gee, that was a marvy (=marvelous) movie," she said as we left the theater. And then I took her home. "Gee, I had a sensaysh (=sensational) time," she said as she bade me good night.
  61 I went back to my room with a heavy heart. I had gravely underestimated the size of my task. This girl's lack of information was terrifying. Nor would it be enough merely to supply her with information First she had to be taught to think. This loomed as a project of no small dimensions, and at first I was tempted to give her back to Petey. But then I got to thinking about her abundant physical charms and about the way she entered a room and the way she handled a knife and fork, and I decided to make an effort.
  62 I went about it, as in all things, systematically. I gave her a course in logic. It happened that I, as a law student, was taking a course in logic myself, so I had all the facts at my finger tips. "Polly," I said to her when I picked her up on our next date, "tonight we are going over to the Knolland talk."
  63 "0o, terrif (=terrific)," she replied. One thing I will say for this girl: you would go far to find another so agreeable
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  64 We went to the Knoll, the campus trysting place, and we sat down under an old oak, and she looked at me expectantly. "What are we going to talk about?" she asked.
  65 "Logic."
  66 She thought this over for a minute and decided she liked it. "Magnif (=magnificent)," she said.
  67 "Logic," I said, clearing my throat, "is the science of thinking. Before we can think correctly, we must first learn to recognize the common fallacies of logic. These we will take up tonight."
  68 " Wow-dow!" she cried, clapping her hands delightedly.
  69 I winced, but went bravely on. "First let us examine the fallacy called Dicto Slmpliciter."
  70 "By all means," she urged, batting her lashes eagerly.
  71, "Dicto Simpliciter means an argument based on an unqualifiedgeneralization. For example: Exercise is good. Therefore everybody should exercise."
  72 "1 agree," said Polly earnestly. "1 mean exercise is wonderful. I mean it builds the body and everything."
  73 "Polly," I said gently, "the argument is a fallacy. Exercise is good is an unqualified generalization. For instance, if you have heart disease, exercise is bad, not good. Many people are ordered by their doctors not to exercise. You must qualify the generalization. You must say exercise is usually good, or exercise is good for most people. Otherwise you have committed a Dicto Simplioiter. Do you see?"
  74 "No, " she confessed. "But this is marvy. Do more! Do morel"
  75 "It will be better if you stop tugging at my sleeve," I told her, and when she desisted, I continued: "Next we take up a fallacy called Hasty Generalization. Listen carefully: You can't speak French. I can't speak French. Petey Burch can't speak French. I must therefore conclude that nobody at the University of Minnesota can speak French."
  76 "Really?" said Polly, amazed. "Nobody?"
  77 I hid my exasperation. "Polly, it's a fallacy. The generalization is reached too hastily. There are too few instances to support such a conclusion."
  78 " Know any more fallacies?" she asked breathlessly. "This is more fun than dancing even."
  79 I fought off a wave of despair. I was getting nowhere with this girl absolutely nowhere. Still, I am nothing if not persistent. I continued.
  80 "Next comes Post Hoc. Listen to this: Let's not take Bill on our picnic. Every time we take him out with us, it rains."
  81 "1 know somebody like that," she exclaimed. "A girl back home--Eula Becker, her name is, it never falls. Every single time we take her on a picnic--"
  82 "Polly," I said sharply, "it's a fallacy. Eula Becker doesn't cause the rain. She has no connection with the rain. You are guilty of Post Hoc if you blame Eula Becker."
  83 "I'11 never do that again," she promised contritely."Are you mad at me?"
  84 I sighed deeply. "No, Polly, I'm not mad."
  85 "Then tell me some more fallacies."
  86 "All right. Let's try Contradictory Premises."
  87 "Yes, let's," she chirped, blinking" her eyes happily.
  88 I frowned, but plunged ahead. "Here's an example of Contradictory Premises: If God can do anything, can He make a stone so heavy that He won't be able to lift it?"
  89 "Of course," she replied promptly.
  90 "But if He can do anything, He can lift the stone," I pointed out.
  91 "Yeah," she said thoughtfully. "Well, then I guess He can't make the stone."
  92 "But He can do anything," I reminded her.
  93 She scratched her pretty, empty head. "I'm all cofused," she admitted.
  94 "Of course you are. Because when the premises of an argument contradict each other, there can be no argument. If there is an irresistible force, there can be no immovable object. If there is an immovable object, there can be no irresistible force. Get it?"
  95 "Tell me some more of this keen stuff," she said eagerly.
  96 I cousulted my watch. "1 think we'd better call it a night. I'll take you home now, and you go over all the things you've learned. We'll have another session tomorrow night."
  97 I deposited her at the girls' dormitory, where she assured me that she had had a perfectly terrif evening, and I went glumly to my room. Petey lay snoring in his bed, the raccoon coat huddled like a great hairy beast at his feet. For a moment I considered waking him and telling him that he could have his girl back. It seemed clear that my project was doomed to failure. The girl simply had a logic-proof head.
  98 But then I reconsidered. I had wasted one evening: I might as well waste another. Who knew? Maybe somewhere in the extinct crater of her mind, a few embers still smoldered. Maybe somehow I could fan them into flame. Admittedly it was not a prospect fraught with hope, but I decided to give it one more try.
  99 Seated under the oak the next evening I said, "Our first fallacy tonight is called Ad Misericordiam."
  100 She quivered with delight.
  101 "Listen closely," I said. "A man applies for a job. When the boss asks him what his qualifications are, he replies that he has a wife and six children at home, the wife is a helpless cripple, the children have nothing to eat, no clothes to wear, no shoes on their feet, there are no beds in the house, no coal in the cellar, and winter is coming."
  102 A tear rolled down each of Polly's pink cheeks. "Oh, this is awful, awful," she sobbed.
  103 "Yes, it's awful," I agreed, "but it's no argument. The man never answered the boss's questions about his qualifications. Instead he appealed to the boss's sympathy. He committed the fallacy of Ad Misericordiam. Do you understand?"
  104 "Have you got a handkerchief?" she blubbered.
  105 I handed her a handkerchief and tried to keep from screaming while she wiped her eyes. "Next," I said in a carefully controlled tone, "we will discuss False Analogy. Here is an example: Students should be allowed to look at their textbooks during examinations. After all, surgeons have X-rays to guide them during an operation, lawyers have briefs to guide them during a trial, carpenters have blueprints to guide them when they are building a house. Why, then, shouldn't students be allowed to look at their textbooks during an examination?"
  106 "There now," she said enthusiastically, "is the most marvy idea I've heard in years."
  107 "Polly," I said testily, "the argument is all wrong. Doctors, lawyers, and carpenters aren't taking a test to see how much they have learned, but students are. The situations are altogether different, and you can't make an analogy between them."
  108 "1 still think it's a good idea," said Polly.
  109 "Nuts," I muttered. Doggedly I pressed on. "Next we'll try HypothesisContrary to Fact."
  110 "Sounds yummy," was Polly's reaction.
  111 "Listen: If Madame Curie had not happened to leave a photographic plate in a drawer with a chunk of pitchblende (n.沥青油矿), the world today would not know about radium ."
  112 "True, true," said Polly, nodding her head. "Did you see the movie? Oh, it just knocked me out. That Walter Pidgeon is so dreamy. I mean he fractures me."
  113 "If you can forget Mr. Pidgeon for a moment," I said coldly, "I would like to point out that the statement is a fallacy. Maybe Madame Curie would have discovered radium at some later date. Maybe somebody else would have discovered it. Maybe any number of things would have happened. You can't start with a hypothesis that is not true and then draw any supportable conclusions from it."
  114 "They ought to put Walter Pidgeon in more pictures," said Polly. "I hardly ever see him any more.
  115 One more chance, I decided. But just one more. There is a limit to what flesh and blood can bear. "The next fallacy is called Poisoning the Well."
  116 "How cute!" she gurgled.
  117 "Two men are having a debate. The first one gets up and says, ‘My opponent is a notorious liar. You can't believe a word that he is going to say. '... Now, Polly, think. Think hard. What's wrong?"
  118 I watched her closely as she knit her creamy brow in concentration. Suddenly, a g1immer of intelligence—the first I had seen--came into her eyes. "It's not fair," she said with indignation. "It's not a bit fair. What chance has the second man got if the first man calls him a liar before he even begins talking?"
  119 "Right!" I cried exultantly. "One hundred percent right. It's not fair. The first man has poisoned the well before anybody could drink from it. He has hamstrung his opponent before he could even start. … Polly, I’m proud of you."
  120 " Pshaw" she murmured, blushing with pleasure.
  121 "You see, my dear, these things aren't so hard All you have to do is concentrate. Think--examine—evaluate. Come now, let's review everything we have learned.”
  122 "Fire away," she said with an airy wave of her hand.
  123 Heartened by the knowledge that Polly was not altogether a cretin , I began a long, patient review of all I had told her. Over and over and over again I cited instances pointed out flaws, kept hammering away without let-up. It was like digging a tunnel. At first everything was work, sweat, and darkness. I had no idea when I would reach the light, or even if I would. But I persisted. I pounded and clawed and scraped, and finally I was rewarded. I saw a chink of light. And then the chink got bigger and the sun came pouring in and all was bright.
  124 Five grueling nights this took, but it was worth it. I had made a logician out of Polly; I had taught her to think. My job was done. She was worthy of me at last. She was a fit wife for me, a proper hostess for my many mansions, a suitable mother for my well-heeled children.
  125 It must not be thought that I was without love for this girl. Quite the contrary, Just as Pygmalion loved the perfect woman he had fashioned, so I loved mine. I determined to acquaint her with my feeling at our very next meeting. The time had come to change our relationship from academic to romantic.
  126 "Polly," I said when next we sat beneath our oak, "tonight we will not discuss fallacies."
  127 "Aw, gee," she said, disappointed.
  128 "My dear," I said, favoring her with a smile, “we have now spent five evenings together. We have gotten along splendidly. It is clear that we are well matched.”
  129 “Hasty Generalization,” said Polly brightly.
  130 “I beg your pardon,” said I.
  131 “Hasty Generalization,” she repeated. “How can you say that we are well matched on the basis of only five dates?”
  132 I chuckled with amusement. The dear child had learned her lessons well. "My dear," I Said, Patting her hand in a tolerant manner, "five dates is plenty. After all, you don't have to eat a whole cake to know it's good."
  133 "False Analogy”, said Polly promptly. "I'm not a cake. I'm a girl.”
  134 I chuckled with somewhat less amusement. The dear child had learned her lessons perhaps too well. I decided to change tactics. Obviously the best approach was a simple, strong, direct declaration of love. I paused for a moment while my massive brain chose the proper words. Then I began:
  135 "Polly, I love you. You are the whole world to me, and the moon and the stars and the constellations of outer space. Please, my darling, say that you will go steady with me, for if you will not, life will be meaningless. I will languish (vi.憔悴). I will refuse my meals. I will wander the face of the earth, a shambling (摇摇晃晃地走), hollow-eyed hulk." shambling
  136 There, I thought, folding my arms, that ought to do it.
  137 "Ad Misericordiam,” Said Polly.
  138 I ground my teeth. I was not Pygmalion; I was Frankenstein, and my monster had me by the throat. Frantically I fought back the tide of panic surging through me. At all costs I had to keep cool.
  139 "Well, Polly," I said, forcing a smile, "you certainly have learned your fallacies."
  140 "You’re darn right," she said with a vigorous nod.
  141 "And who taught them to you, Polly?"
  142 "You did."
  143 "That's right. So you do owe me something, don't you, my dear? If I hadn't come along you never would have learned about fallacies."
  144 "Hypothesis Contrary to Fact," she said instantly.
  145 I dashed perspiration from my brow. "Polly," I croaked, "you mustn't take all these things so literally. I mean this is just classroom stuff. You know that the things you learn in school don't have anything to do with life."
  146 "Dicto Simpliciter," she said, wagging her finger at me playfully.
  147 That did it. I leaped to my feet, bellowing like a bull. "Will you or will you not go steady with me?"
  148 "I will not," she replied.
  149 "Why not?" I demanded.
  150 "Because this afternoon I promised Petey Burch that I would go steady with him."
  151 I reeled back, overcome with the infamy of it. After he promised, after he made a deal, after he shook my hand! " The rat! I shrieked, kicking up great chunks of turf . "You can't go with him, Polly. He's a liar. He's a cheat. He's a rat."
  152 "Poisoning the Well," said Polly, "and stop shouting. I think shouting must be a fallacy too."
  153 With an immense effort of will, I modulated my voice. "All right," I said. "You're a logician. Let's look at this thing logically. How could you choose Petey Burch over me? Look at me--a brilliant student, a tremendous intellectual, a man with an assured future. Look at Petey--a knothead, a jitterbug, a guy who'll never know where his next meal is coming from. Can you give me one logical reason why you should go stead with Petey Burch?"
  154 "I certainly can," declared Polly. "He's got a raccoon coat.”
  (from Rhetoric in a Modern Modeby James K. Bell and Adrian A. Cohn)

  第五课爱情就是谬误
  马克斯舒尔曼
  查尔斯.兰姆是一个世所罕见的性情欢快、富有进取心的人,他那笔下的散文《古瓷器》和《梦中的孩子》无拘无束、自由奔放。实在令人难忘。下面这篇文章比兰姆的作品更加自由奔放。实际上,用"自由奔放"的字眼来形容这篇文章并不十分确切,或许用"柔软"、"轻松"或"轻软而富有弹性"更为恰如其分。
  尽管很难说清这篇文章是属于哪一类,但可以肯定它是一篇散文小品文。它提出了论点。引用了许多例证,并得出了结论。卡菜尔能写得更好吗?罗斯金呢?
  这篇文章意在论证逻辑学非但不枯燥乏味而且活泼、清新、富于关感和激情,并给人以启迪。诸位不妨一读。
  --作者注
  我这个人头脑冷静,逻辑思维能力强。敏锐、慎重、聪慧、深刻、机智一一这些就是我的特点。我的大脑像发电机一样发达,孳化学家的天平一样精确,像手术刀一样锋利。一一你知道吗?我才十八岁呀。
  年纪这么轻而智力又如此非凡的人并不常有。就拿在明尼苏达大学跟我同住一个房间的皮蒂·伯奇来说吧,他跟我年龄相哆'经历一样,可他笨得像头驴。小伙子长得年轻漂亮,可惜脑子里却空空如也。他易于激动,情绪反复无常,容易受别人的影响。最糟的是他爱赶时髦。我认为,赶时髦就是最缺乏理智的表现。见到一 q9种新鲜的东西就跟着学,以为别人都在那么干,自己也就卷进去傻干--这在我看来,简直愚蠢至极,但皮蒂却不以为然。
  一天下午我看见皮蒂躺在床上,脸上显露出一种痛苦不堪的表情,我立刻断定他是得了阑尾炎。"别动,"我说,"别吃泻药,我就请医生来。"
  "浣熊,"他咕哝着说。
  "浣熊?"我停下来问道。
  "我要一件浣熊皮大衣,"他痛苦地哭叫着。
  我明白了,他不是身体不舒服,而是精神上不太正常。"你为什么要浣熊皮大衣?"
  "我本早该知道,"他哭叫着,用拳头捶打着太阳穴,"我早该知道查尔斯登舞再度流行时,浣熊皮大衣也会时兴起来的。我真傻,钱都买了课本,可现在不能买浣熊皮大衣了。"
  我带着怀疑的眼神问道:"你是说人们真的又要穿浣熊皮大衣吗?"
  "校园里有身分的人哪个不穿?你刚从哪儿来?"
  "图书馆,"我说了一个有身分的人不常去的地方。
  他从床上一跃而起,在房间里踱来踱去。"我一定要弄到一件浣熊皮大衣,"他激动地说,"非弄到不可!"
  "皮蒂,你怎么啦?冷静地想一想吧,浣熊皮大衣不卫生,掉毛,味道难闻,既笨重又不好看,而且……
  "你不懂,"他不耐烦地打断我的话。"这就叫时髦。难道你不想赶时髦吗?"
  "不想,"我坦率地回答。
  "好啦,我可想着呢!"他肯定地说。"只要有浣熊皮大衣,要我什么我都给,什么都行!"
  我的大脑一一这件精密的仪器一一即刻运转起来。我仔细地打量着他,问道:"什么都行?"
  "什么都行!"他斩钉截铁地说。
  我若有所思地抚着下巴。好极了,我知道哪儿能弄到浣熊皮大衣。我父亲在大学读书时就穿过一件,现在还放在家里顶楼的箱子里。恰好皮蒂也有我需要的东西。尽管他还没有弄到手,但至少他有优先权。我说的是他的女朋友波利.埃斯皮。
  我早已钟情于波利埃斯皮了。我要特别说明的是,我想得到这妙龄少女并不是由于感情的驱使。她确实是个易于使人动情的姑娘。可我不是那种让感情统治理智的人,我想得到波利是经过了慎重考虑的,完全是出于理智上的原因。
  我是法学院一年级的学生,过不了几年就要挂牌当律师了。我很清楚,一个合适的妻子对一个律师的前途来说是非常重要的。我发现大凡有成就的律师几乎都是和美丽、文雅、聪明的女子结婚的。波利只差一条就完全符合这些条件了。
  她漂亮。尽管她的身材还没有挂在墙上的美女照片那么苗条,但我相信时间会弥补这个不足。她已经大致不差了。
  她温文尔雅--我这里是指她很有风度。她婷婷玉立,落落大方,泰然自若,一眼就看得出她很有教养。她进餐时,动作是那样的优美。我曾看见过她在"舒适的校园之角"吃名点--一块夹有几片带汁的炖肉和碎核桃仁的三明治,还有一小杯泡菜--手指儿一点儿也没有沾湿。
  她不聪明,实际上恰好相反。但我相信有我的指导,她会变得聪明的。无论如何可以试一试,使一个漂亮的笨姑娘变得聪明比使一个聪明的丑姑娘变得漂亮毕竟要容易些。
  "皮蒂,"我说,"你在跟波利谈恋爱吧?"
  "我觉得她是一个讨人喜欢的姑娘,"他回答说,"但我不知道这是不是就叫做爱情。你问这个干吗?"
  "你和她有什么正式的安排吗?我是说你们是不是常有约会,或者有诸如此类的事情?"我问。
  "没有,我们常常见面。但我们俩各自有别的约会。你问这个干嘛?"
  "还有没有别人使她特别喜欢呢?"我问道。
  "那我可不知道。你问这些干吗?"
  我满意地点点头说:"这就是说。如果你不在,场地就是空着的。你说是吗?"
  "我想是这样。你这话是什么意思?"
  "没什么,没什么,"我若无其事地说,接着把手提皮箱从壁橱里拿了出来。
  "你去哪儿?"皮蒂问。
  "回家过周末。"我把几件衣服扔进了提箱。
  "听着,"他焦急的抓住我的胳膊说,"你回家后,从你父亲那儿弄点钱来借给我买一件浣熊皮大衣,好吗?"
  "也许不仅只是这样呢。"我神秘地眨着眼睛说,随后关上皮箱就走了。
  星期一上午我回到学校时对皮蒂说:"你瞧!"我猛地打开皮箱,那件肥大、毛茸茸、散发着怪味的东西露了出来,这就是我父亲1925年在施图茨比尔凯特汽车里穿过的那一件浣熊皮大衣。
  "太好了!"皮蒂恭敬的说。他把两只手插进那件皮大衣,然后把头也埋了进去。"太好啦!"他不断地重复了一二十遍。
  "你喜欢吗?"我问道。
  "哦,喜欢!"他高声叫着,把那满是油腻的毛皮紧紧地搂在怀里。接着他眼里露出机警的神色,说着:"你要什么换呢?"
  "你的女朋友,"我毫不讳言地说。
  "波利?"他吃惊了,结结巴巴地说,"你要波利?"
  "是的。"
  他把皮大衣往旁一扔,毫不妥协的说:"那可不行。"
  我耸了耸肩膀说:"好吧,如果你不想赶时髦,那就随你的便好了。"
  我在一把椅子上坐了下来,假装读书,暗暗地瞟着皮蒂。他神情不安,用面包店窗前的流浪儿那种馋涎欲滴的神情望着那件皮大衣,接着扭过头去,坚定地咬紧牙关。过了一会儿,他又回过头来把目光投向那件皮大衣,脸上露出更加渴望的神情。等他再扭过头去,已经不那么坚决了。他看了又看,越看越爱,慢慢地决心也就减弱了。最后他再也不扭过头去,只是站在那儿,贪婪地盯着那件皮大衣。
  "我和波利好像不是在谈恋爱,"他含含糊糊地说。"也说不上经常约会或有诸如此类的事情。"
  "好的,"我低声地说。
  "波利对我算得了什么?我对波利又算得了什么?"
  "只不过是一时高兴-----不过是说说笑笑罢了,如此而已。"
  "试试大衣吧。"我说
  "他照办了。衣领蒙住了他的耳朵,下摆一直拖到脚跟。他看起 来活像一具浣熊尸体。他高兴地说:"挺合身的。"
  "我从椅子上站了起来。"成交了吗?"我说着,把手伸向他。
  他轻易地接受了。"算数."他说,并跟我握了握手。
  第二天晚上,我与波利第一次约会了。这一次实际上是我对她的考察。我想弄清要作多大的努力才能使她的头脑达到我的要求。我首先请她去吃饭。"哈,这顿饭真够意思,"离开餐馆时她说。然后我请她去看电影。"嘿,这片子真好看,"走出影院时她说。最后我送她回家。和我道别时她说:"嘿,今晚玩得真痛快。"
  我带着不大痛快的心情回到了房间。我对这任务的艰巨性估计得太低了。这姑娘的知识少得叫人吃惊。只是给她增加知识还不够,首先得教她学会思考。这可不是一件容易的事,当时我真想把她还给皮蒂算了。但我一想到她那充满魅力的身材,她那进屋时的模样,她那拿刀叉的姿式,我还是决定再作一番努力。
  就像做其他的事情一样,我开始有计划地干了起来。我开始给她上辑课。幸好我是一个学法律的学生,我自己也正在学逻辑学,所以对要教的内容我都很熟悉。当我接她赴第二次约会时,我对她说:"今晚上咱们去'小山'谈谈吧"。
  "啊,好极了,"她回答道。对这姑娘我要补充一句的是,像她这么好商量的人是不多见的。
  我们去了"小山",这是校园里人们幽会的地方。我们坐在一棵老橡树下,她用期待的眼神看着我。"我们谈些什么呢?"她问。
  她想了一会儿,觉得不错,便说:"好极了。"
  "逻辑学,"我清了清嗓了,"就是思维的科学。在我们能正确地思维之前,首先必须学会判别逻辑方面的常见谬误。我们今晚就要来谈谈这些。"
  "哇!"她叫了起来,高兴地拍着手。
  我打了个寒噤,但还是鼓足勇气讲下去:"首先我们来考究一下被称为绝对判断的谬误。" "好呀!"她眨了眨眼,催促着。
  "绝对判断指的是根据一种无条件的前提推出的论断。譬如说,运动是有益的,因此人人都要运动。"
  "不错,"波利认真地说,"运动是非常有益的,它能增强体质,好处太多了!"
  "波利,"我温和地说,"这种论点是谬误。运动有益是一种无条件的前提。比方说,假设你得了心脏病,运动不但无益,反而有害,有不少人医生就不准他们运动。你必须给这种前提加以限制。你应该说,一般来说运动是有益的。或者说,对大多数人是有益的。否则就是犯了绝对判断的错误,懂吗?"
  "不懂,"她坦率地说。"这可太有意思了,讲吧!往下讲吧!"
  "你最好别拉我袖子了,"我对她说。等她松了手,我继续讲:"下面我们讲一种被称为草率结论的谬误。你仔细听:你不会讲法语,我不会讲法语,皮蒂也不会讲法语。因此我就会断定在明尼苏达大学谁也不会讲法语。"
  "真的?"波利好奇的问道,"谁也不会吗?"
  我压住火气。"波利,这是一种谬误,这是一种草率的结论。能使这种结论成立的例证太少了。"
  "你还知道其他的谬误吗?"她气喘吁吁地说:"这真比跳舞还有意思啦!"
  我极力地使自己不灰心。我真拿这姑娘没办法,的确是毫无办法。可是,如果我不坚持下去,我就太没有用了。因此,我继续讲下去。
  "现在听我讲讲'牵强附会'的谬误。听着:我们不要带比尔出去野餐。每次带他一起去,天就下雨。"
  "我就见过这样的人,"她感叹地说。"我们家乡有个女孩,名叫尤拉·蓓克尔。从没有例外,每次我们带她去野餐……"
  "波利,"我严厉地说,"这是一种谬误。下雨并不是尤拉蓓克尔造成的,下雨与她没有任何关系。如果你责怪尤拉·蓓克尔,你就是犯了牵强附会的错误。"
  "我再也不这样了,"她懊悔地保证说。"你生我的气了吗?"
  我深深地叹了一口气:"不,波利,我没生气。"
  "那么,给我再讲些谬误吧!"
  "好,让我们来看看矛盾前提吧。"
  "行,行,"她叽叽喳喳地叫着,两眼闪现出快乐的光芒。
  我皱了皱眉头,但还是接着讲下去。"这里有一个矛盾前提的例子:如果上帝是万能的,他能造出一块连他自己也搬不动的大石头吗?"
  "当然能,"她毫不犹豫地回答道。
  "但是如果他是万能的,他就能搬动那块石头呀,"我提醒她。
  "是嘛!"她若有所思地说,"嗯,我想他造不出那样的石头。"
  "但他是万能的啊,"我进一步提醒她。
  她用手抓了抓她那漂亮而又空虚的脑袋。"我全搞糊涂了,"她承认说。
  "你确实糊涂了。因为一种论点的各个前提相互问是矛盾的,这种论点就不能成立。如果有一种不可抗拒的力量.就不可能有一种不可移动的物体;如果有一种不可移动的物体,就不可能有一种不可抗拒的力量。懂吗?"
  "再给我讲些这类新奇的玩意儿吧,"她恳切地说。
  我看了看表,说:"我想今晚就谈到这里。我现在该送你回去了。你把所学的东西复习一遍,我们明晚上再来上一课吧。"
  我把她送到了女生宿舍,在那里她向我保证说这个晚上她过得非常痛快。我闷闷不乐地回到了我的房间,皮蒂正鼾声如雷地睡在床上。那件浣熊皮大衣像一头多毛的野兽扒在他的脚边。我当时真想把他叫醒,告诉他可以把他的女朋友要回去。看来我的计划会要落空了。这姑娘对逻辑简直是一点儿都不开窍。
  但是我回过头一想,既然已经浪费了一个晚上,不妨还是再花一个晚上看看。天晓得,说不定她头脑里的死火山口中的什么地方,还有些火星会喷射出来呢。也许我会有办法能把这些火星扇成熊熊烈焰。当然,成功的希望是不大的,但我还是决定再试一次。
  第二天晚上我们又坐在那棵橡树下,我说:"今晚上我们要谈的第一种谬误叫做文不对题。"
  她高兴得都发抖了。
  "注意听,"我说。"有个人申请工作,当老板问他所具备的条件时,他回答说他家有妻子和六个孩子。妻子完全残废了,孩子们没吃的,没穿的,睡觉没有床,生火没有煤,眼看冬天就要到了。"
  两滴眼泪顺着波利那粉红的面颊往下滚。"啊,这太可怕了!太可怕了!"她抽泣着说。 "是的,是太可怕了,"我同意地说。"但这可不成其为申请工作的理由。那人根本没有回答老板提出的关于他的条件的间题,反而祈求老板的同情。他犯了文不对题的错误。你懂吗!"
  "你带手帕了没有?"她哭着说
  我把手帕递给她。当她擦眼泪时,我极力控制自己的火气。"下面,"我小心地压低声调说,"我们要讨论错误类比。这里有一个例子:应该允许学生考试时看课本。既然外科医生在做手术时可以看X光片,律师在审案时可以看案由,木匠在造房子时可以看蓝图,为什么学生在考试时不能看课本呢?"
  "这个,"她满怀激情地说,"可是我多少年来听到的最好的主意。"
  "波利,"我生气地说,"这种论点全错了。医生、律师和木匠并不是以参加考试的方式去测验他们所学的东西。学生们才是这样。情况完全不同,你不能在不同的情况之间进行类比"。
  "我还是觉得这是个好主意,"波利说。
  "咳!"我嘀咕着,但我还是执意地往下讲,"接下去我们试试与事实相反的假设吧。" 波利的反应是:"倒挺好。"
  "你听着:如果居里夫人不是碰巧把一张照相底片放在装有一块沥清铀矿石的抽屉里,那么世人今天就不会知道镭。"
  "对,对,"波利点头称是。"你看过那部影片吗?哦,真好看。沃尔特·皮金演得太好了.我是说他让我着迷了。"
  "如果你能暂时忘记皮金先生,"我冷冰冰地说,"我会愿意指出这种说法是错误的。也许居里夫人以后会发现镭的,也许由别人去发现,也许还会发生其他的事情。你不能从一个不实际的假设出发,从中得出任何可站得住脚的结论。"
  "人们真应该让沃尔特皮金多拍些照片,"波利说,"我几乎再也看不到他了。" 我决定再试一次,但只能一次。一个人的忍耐毕竟是有限度的。我说:"下一个谬误叫做井下放毒。"
  "多聪明啊!"她咯咯笑了起来。
  "有两个人在进行一场辩论。第一个人站起来说:'我的论敌是个劣迹昭彰的骗子。他所说的每一句话都不可信。'……波利,现在你想想,好好想一想。这句话错在哪里?"
  她紧锁着眉头,我凝神地看着她。突然,一道智慧的光芒--这是我从未看到过的一一闪现在她的眼中。"这不公平,"她气愤地说,"一点都不公平。如果第一个人不等第二个人开口就说他是骗子,那么第二个人还有什么可说的呢?"
  "对!"我高兴地叫了起来,"百分之百的对,是不公平。第一个人还不等别人喝到井水,就在井下放毒了。他还不等他的对手开口就已经  伤害了他。……波利,我真为你感到骄傲。"
  她轻轻地"哼"了一声,高兴得脸郡发红了。
  "你看,亲爱的,这些问题并不深奥,只要精力集中,就能对付。思考--分析-一判断。来,让我们把所学过的东西再复习一遍吧。"
  "来吧,"她说着。把手往上一晃。 看到波利并不那么傻,我的劲头上来了。于是,我便开始把对她讲过的一切,长时间地、耐心地复习了一遍。我给她一个一个地举出例子,指出其中的错误,不停地讲下去。就好比挖掘一条隧道,开始只有劳累、汗水和黑暗,不知道什么时候能见到光亮,甚至还不知道能否见到光亮。但我坚持着,凿啊,挖啊,刮啊,终于得到了报偿。我见到了一线光亮,这光亮越来越大,终于阳光洒进来了,一切都豁然开朗了。
  我辛辛苦苦地花了五个晚上,但总算还是没有白费,我使波利变成一个逻辑学家了,我教她学会了思考。我的任务完成了,她最终还是配得上我的。她会成为我贤慧的妻子,我那些豪华公馆里出色的女主人。我那些有良好教养的孩子们的合格的母亲。
  不要以为我不爱这姑娘了,恰恰相反。正如皮格马利翁珍爱他自己塑造的完美的少女像一样,我也非常地爱我的波利。我决定下次会面时把自己的感情向她倾吐。该是把我们师生式的关系转化为爱情的时候了。
  "波利,"当我们又坐在我们那棵橡树下时,我说。"今晚我们不再讨论谬误了。"
  "怎么啦?"她失望地问道。
  "亲爱的,"我友好地对她笑了笑,"我们已经一起度过了五个晚上,我们相处得很好。显然我们俩是很相配的。"
  "草率结论,"波利伶俐地说。
  "你是说…?"我问道。
  "草率结论,"她重复了一遍。"你怎么能凭我们仅有的五次约会就说我们俩很相配呢?"
  我咯咯一笑,觉得挺有意思。这可爱的小家伙功课学得可真不错。"亲爱的,"我耐心地拍打着她的手说,"五次约会就不少了,毕竟你不必把整个蛋糕吃下去才知道蛋糕的甜味。"
  "错误类比,"波利敏捷地说。"我可不是蛋糕,我是个女孩子。"我微微一笑,但这次不感到那么有意思了。这可爱的孩子功课或许是学得太好了。我决定改变策略。显然,最好的办法就是态度明朗,直接了当地向她表示爱。我沉默了一会儿,用我特别发达的脑袋挑选着合适的词句。然后我便开始说:
  "波利,我爱你。对我来说,你就是整个世界,是月亮,是星星,是整个宇宙。我亲爱的,请说你爱我吧。如果你不这样,我的生活就失去意义了。我将会萎靡不振,茶不饮,饭不思,到处游荡,成为一个步履蹒跚、双眼凹下的躯壳。"
  我交叉着双手站在那里,心想这下子可打动了她。
  "文不对题,"波利说。
  我咬咬牙。我不是皮格马利翁,我是弗兰肯斯坦,我的喉咙似乎一下子让魔鬼卡住了。我极力地控制涌上心头的阵阵痛楚。无论怎样,我电要保持冷静。
  "好了,波利,"我强装着笑脸说,"这些谬误你的确已学到家了。"
  "这可说得很对,"她使劲地点了点头说道。
  "可是波利,这一切是谁教给你的?"
  "你教的嘛。"
  "是的,那你得感谢我呀。是吗,亲爱的?要是我不和你在一起,你永远也不会学到这些谬误的"。
  "与事实相反的假设,"波利不加思索地说着。
  我摔掉了额前的汗珠。"波利,"我用嘶哑的声音说道,"你不要死板地接受这些东西。我是说那只是课堂上讲的东西。你知道学校学的东西与现实生活毫不相关。"
  "绝对判断,"她说道,嬉戏地向我摇摇指头。
  这一下可使我恼火了。我猛地跳了起来,像公牛似地吼叫着,"你到底想不想跟我相爱?"
  "我不想,"她答道。
  "为什么不想?"我追问着。
  "因为今天下午我答应了皮蒂伯奇,我愿意和他相爱。"
  我被皮蒂这一无耻的行径气得一阵晕眩,情不自禁地向后退去。皮蒂答应了我,跟我成了交,还跟我握了手呢!"这个可耻的家伙!"我尖着嗓子大叫,把一块块草皮踢了起来。"你不能跟他在一起,波利。他是一个说谎的人,一个骗子,一个可耻的家伙!"
  "井下放毒,"波利说。"别叫嚷了,我认为大声叫嚷就是一种谬误。"
  我以极大的意志力把语气缓和下来。"好吧,"我说,"你是一个逻辑学家。那就让我们从逻辑上来分析这件事吧。你怎么会看得中皮蒂,而看不起我呢?你瞧我一个才华横溢的学生,一个了不起的知识分子,一个前途无量的人;而皮蒂--一个笨蛋,一个反复无常的人,一个吃了上顿不知有没有下顿的家伙。你能给我一个合乎逻辑的理由来说明你为什么要跟皮蒂好吗?"
  "当然能,"波利肯定地说。"他有一件浣熊皮大衣。"
  (选自詹姆斯K贝尔与艾德里安A科恩 《明.代.修辞方式》)
  词汇(Vocabulary)
  fallacy (n.) : a false or mistaken idea,opinion,etc.;error谬论,谬见;错误
  enterprising (adj.) :full of energy and initiative;willing to undertake new projects有进取心的;充满首创精神的;有胆量的
  unfetter (v.) : free from fetters;free from restraint of any kind;liberate除掉…的脚镣;解放;使获得自由
  limp (adj.) :1acking or having lost stiffness;flaccid;drooping,wilted柔软的
  flaccid (adj.) : hanging in loose folds or wrinkles:soft and limp;flabby不结实的;松驰的;松软的
  spongy (adj.) :of or like a sponge;soft and porous海绵(状)的;柔软有弹性的
  pedantic (adj.) : of or like a pedant迂腐的,书呆子气的
  trauma (n.) :a painful emotional experience,or shock.often producing a lasting psychic effect and sometimes a neurosis(精神)心灵创伤
  calculating (adj.) : shrewd or cunning. esp. in a selfish way;scheming精明的;(尤指)专为自己打算的;有算计的
  perspicacious (adj.) :having keen judgement or understanding;acutely perceptive聪颖的;敏锐的
  astute (adj.) : having or showing a clever or shrewd mind:cunning;crafty;wily 聪明的,敏锐的;精明的;狡猾的
  dynamo (n.) :generator发动机
  scale (n.) : either of the shallow dishes or pans of a balance秤盘;天平盘
  penetrating (adj.) :sharp;piercing锐利的
  scalpel (n.) : a small,light,straight knife with a very sharp blade,used by surgeons and m anatomical dissections解剖刀,手术刀
  faddist (n.) :a person who follows fads赶时髦的人
  fad (n.) : a custom,style,etc.that many people are interested in for a short time;passing fashion;craze一度时髦的风尚,风行一时的东西;一时的狂热
  craze (n.) :something that is currently the fashion;fad一时的风尚;风行一时的东西;时髦
  acme (n.) : the highest point;point of culmination顶点,极点
  appendicitis (n.) :inflammation of the vermiform appendix阑尾炎
  laxative (n.) : any laxative medicine;mild cathartic轻泻药;通便剂
  raccoon (n.) :a small,tree-climbing, chiefly flesh-eating mammal浣熊
  mumble (v.) : speak or say indistinctly and in a low voice;mutter喃喃地说;含糊地说
  temple (n.) :either of the flat surfaces alongside the forehead,in front of each ear太阳穴,鬓角
  incredulous (adj.) : unwilling or unable to believe; doubting;skeptical不相信的;怀疑的
  unsanitary (adj.) :not clean;harmful to health不卫生的;对健康有害的
  shed (v.) : shed a natural growth or covering,as hair(毛发等)脱落
  unsightly (adj.) :not sightly;not pleasant to look at;ugly不美观的;难看的;丑陋的
  swim (n.) : current fashion潮流,时髦/砌the swim conforming to the current fashion赶时髦
  gear (n.) :a specific adjustment 0f a toothed wheel(汽车等的)排挡
  narrowly (adv.) : closely;carefully;thoroughly仔细地;严密地
  attic (n.) :the room or space just below the roof of a house; garret顶楼,阁楼
  covet (v.) : want ardently;long for with envy垂涎;觊觎
  cerebral (adj.) :appealing to the intellect rather than the emotions;intellectural理智的;凭理智行事的
  pin-up (adj.[colloq.]) : designating a girl whose sexual attractiveness makes her a subject for the kind of pictures often pinned up on walls[口](女子)其照片可供倾慕者钉在墙上的
  proportions (n.) :1ines;shape of the body线条;身材
  making (n.[often in p1.]) : the material or qualities needed for the making or development of something[常用复]素质;内在因素
  carriage (n.) :conduct;behaviour;posture行为;举止;姿态
  bearing (n.) : way of carrying and conducting oneself:carriage;manner举止,风度,姿态
  breeding (n.) :good upbringing or training良好的教养(或培养)
  exquisite (adj.) : very beautiful or lovely,esp.in a delicate or carefully wrought way优美的,高雅的,精致的
  specialty (n.) :an article characterized by special features,superior quality,novelty, etc.特产;特制品
  gravy (adj.) : the juice given off by meat in cooking肉汁,调味汁
  dipper (n.) :a long-handled cup or similar container for dipping长柄杯或类似容器
  sauerkraut (n.) :chopped cabbage fermented in a brine of its own juice with salt泡菜
  veer (v.) :change direction:shift;turn or swing around改变方向;转向;变向
  gamy (adj.) :having a strong,tangy flavor like that of cooked game;strong in smell有猎物气味的;气味强烈的
  Holy Toledo adj.[colloq.]) :excellent[口]好极了
  reverent (adj.) :feeling。showing,or characterized by reverence恭敬的;虔诚的
  greasy (adj.) :smeared with or containing grease涂(或含)有油脂的;油污的
  pelt (n.) :the skin of a fur-bearing animal,esp. after it has been stripped from the carcass毛皮;生皮
  canny (adj.) :careful and shrewd in one's actions and dealings;clever and cautious谨慎的;机警的;精明的
  waif (n.) :a person without home or friends,esp.a homeless child流浪汉;无家可归者;(尤指)流浪儿
  swivel (v.) :turn on旋转
  wax (v.) :grow gradually larger;increase in strength,lntensity,volume.ere.渐渐变大;增加
  wane (v.) :become.1ess intense,strong,bright,etc.变弱;减少
  kick (n.[colloq.]) :pleasure高兴,兴奋
  loom (v.) :appear,or come in sight indistinctly隐约出现
  dimension (n.) :extent,size,or degree}scope体积,容积,面积;范围,规模;方面
  tryst (n.) :an appointment to meet at a specified time and place,esp。one made secretly by lovers约会;幽会
  wince (v.) :shrink or draw back slightly,usually with a grimace.as in pain,embarassment, etc.(因疼痛、窘迫等)畏缩;退缩
  tug (v.) :pull hard;drag;haul用力拉,拖,拖曳
  desist (v.) :cease;stop;abstain停止
  contrite (adj.) :feeling deep sorrow or remorse for having sinned or done wrong;penitent懊悔的;忏悔的
  premise (n.) :a previous statement or assertion that serves as the basis for an argument(尤指逻辑)前提
  chirp (v.) :speak in a lively,shrill way嘁嘁喳喳地说
  deposit (v.) :put,lay or set down放下,搁下
  glum (adj.) :feeling or looking gloomy,sullen忧郁的,闷闷不乐的
  ember (n.[usu.in p1.]) :the smoldering remains of a fire[常用复]余烬,余火
  smolder (v.) :burn and smoke without flame;be consumed by slow combustion闷烧;熏烧
  fraught (adj.) :filled,charged,or loaded充满…的;蕴含…的
  -blubber (v.) :weep loudly, like a child(小孩般)大声哭
  analogy (n.) :an explaining of something by comparing it point by point with something similar类比
  brief (n.) :a concise statement of the main points of a law case,usually filed by counsel for the information of the court诉讼摘要;辩护状
  blueprint (n.) :a photographic reproduction in white on a blue background,as of architectural or engineering plans(建筑或工程设计用的)蓝图
  hypothesis (n.) :an unproved theory,proposition,supposition,etc.tentatively accepted to explain certain facts or to provide a basis for further investigation,argument,etc.假设;前提
  yummy (adj.) :[echoic of a sound made in expressing pleasure at a taste][colloq.]very tasty;delectable;delicious[表示享受美味的象声词][口]美味的,可口的
  chunk (n.) :a short,thick piece,as of meat,wood,etc.一厚块(肉、木头等)
  pitchblende (n.) :a brown to black lustrous mineral,the massive variety of uraninite沥青铀矿
  fracture (v.[Am.slang]) :cause to react with enthusiasm[美俚]使着迷
  gurgle (v.) :make a bubbling sound in the throat,as a contented baby does(婴儿高兴时)发咯咯声
  notorious (adj.) :widely but unfavorably known or talked about声名狼藉的,臭名昭著的
  indignation (n.) :anger or scorn resulting from injustice, ingratitude, or meanness; righteous anger愤慨,义愤
  exultant (v.) :exulting;triumphant;jubilant狂欢的;欣喜的;兴高采烈的
  hamstring (v.) :disable by cutting a hamstring;lessen or destroy the power or effectiveness of割断…的腿腱以使残废;削弱(或破坏)…的力量(或功能)
  cretin (n.) :a person suffering from cretinism;a stupid person愚侏病者;白痴,傻瓜
  let-up (v.) :a slackening or lessening。as of effort;a stop or pause放松(努力);中止,休止
  chink (n.) :a narrow opening;crack;fissure;slit缝隙;裂口
  grueling (adj.) :extremely tiring;exhausting折磨人的;使人筋疲力竭的
  well-heeled (adj.) :[slang]rich;prosperous[俚]有钱的,富有的
  fashion (v.) :shape;mold塑造;做成
  constellation (n.) :the part of the heavens occupied by a number of fixed stars星座;星宿
  languish (v.) :lose vigor and vitality;become weak变得萎靡不振;倦怠
  hollow-eyed (adj.) :having deep-set eyes or dark areas under the eyes,as from sickness or fatigue(由于生病或疲倦)眼窝凹陷的,有黑眼圈的
  hulk (n.) :an abandoned wreck or shell废船
  surge (v.) :have a heavy,violent swelling motion;move in or as in a surge汹涌澎湃
  perspiration (n.) :sweat汗
  wag (v.) :cause something to move rapidly and repeatedly back and forth,from side to side,or up and down摇摆。摇动
  bellow (v.) :cry out loudly, as in anger or pare。(由于愤怒或疼痛)大声叫
  reel (v.) :give way or fall back;sway,waver, or stagger as from being struck倒退,退缩;站立不稳
  infamy (n.) : very bad reputation; notoriety; disgrace; dishonor臭名昭著;丢脸,耻辱;不名誉
  turf (n.) :a surface layer of earth containing grass plants with their matted roots;sod草皮;草地
  modulate (v.) :vary the pitch, intensity, etc.(of the voice), to a lower degree 使(声音)转调,是声音变低
  knot-head (n.[slang]) :a foolish,stupid person笨蛋,痂汉
  jitterbug (n.) :a dance for couples;esp. in the early 1940's,involving fast,acrobatic movements to swing music'[fig]an emotionally unstable person(尤指20世纪40年代的)吉特巴舞;[喻]变化无常的人
  短语 (Expressions)
  nothing upstairs :   (Am.slang)empty-headed;a nitwit没头脑的,愚笨的
  in the swinl :   conforming to the current fashion赶时髦
  例: She is always involved in the swim.她总是追求时髦。
  get one's hands on :   to obtain sth.得到,获得
  例: They all want to get their hands on my money.他们都觊觎我的钱。
  go steady :   to date someone of the opposite sex regularly and exclu-sively.be sweethearts约会,成为关系确定的情侣
  例: When did you go steady with her?你和她是什么时候确定恋爱关系的?
  out of the picture :   not considered as involved in a situation不相干的,不合适的
  例: "Is Pam still with Eric?""No,he's out of the picture.""帕姆还在跟埃里克在一起吗?""没有,他们已经互不相干了。"
  get at :   seem to be saying sth.that other people d0 not completely un-derstand暗示
  例: What exactly are you getting at?你到底在暗示什么?
  have…at one's finger tips :   to be completely familiar with;精通
  例: We have all the facts and figures at our fingers.我们已经掌握了所有的事实和数字。
  go far :   to accomplish much:achieve much success 成功,大有前途
  例: Ginny's a smart girl.and I'm sure she'u go far.吉尼是个聪明的姑娘,我相信她会成功的。
  knock out :   to elicit enthusiasm or an emotional response,esp.deep sympathy or laughter使高兴,使情绪激动
  例: The music was just brilliant it really knocked me out.这音乐太美妙了--它真让我激动。
  fire away :   begin;start;esp.to talk or ask questions 开始谈话或提问
  例: "I have some question.""Fire away.""我有问题。""请问。"
  hammer away(at) :   t0 keep emphasizing or talking about一再强调
  例: He kept hammering away at his demand for a public inquiry.他一再强调需要进行公众调查。
  month of Sundays :   (colloq.)long time很久,很长的时间

 

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