D: (At Victor's home)
Mom: Victor, I sewed up those jeans of yours today!
Victor: Thanks, mom! Dad? What do you think about school uniforms?
Dad: I think they're a fine idea for everyone but you!
Victor: Huh? Why not me?
Dad: You keep your mother busy sewing, patching and cleaning your clothes every day!
A uniform would cost three times as much as jeans and T-shirts and you'd do three times as much damage to it! Until either you graduate or they create an indestructible uniform, I'm against you in one!
Victor: Thanks a bunch! |