[00:30.96]赛巴斯蒂安！ Sebastian!
[00:32.20]- 维？ - 是啊 - Vi? - Yes.
[00:35.20]上两个星期我一直假装你 I pretended to be you the last two weeks
[00:35.84]为什么你看起来象我？！ Why do you look like me?!
[00:37.20]为了证明我可以在男子队里踢球 to prove I could play in the boys soccer team.
[00:40.56]- 是的 - 好吧，好吧，酷 - Yes. - OK. OK, cool.
[00:43.24]- 不对，等一下，什么？！ -我没时间解释！ - No, wait! What?! - I don’t have time to explain!
[00:44.08]为什么你穿着我的队服？ Why are you wearing my uniform?
[00:45.96]我来这里找昨晚上亲我那女孩 I came to find the girl that kissed me last night.
[00:50.00]- 谁亲了你？什么女孩？ - 你看，那个 - Who kissed you? What girl? - Check it out. That one.
[00:52.40]奥莉维亚？ Olivia?
[00:54.12]她爱上我了，她亲了我还朗诵了我的歌词 She was all over me. She kissed me and recited my own lyrics.
[00:57.68]维，也许那就是我梦中的女孩 Vi, this may be the girl of my dreams.
[00:61.68]杜克看到的就是那个 That’s the kiss that Duke saw.
[00:62.24]是啊，我长鬓角了 Yeah. I’m growing sideburns.
[00:62.92]等一下，这些是真的？ Wait, are those real?
[00:66.04]不！ 藏起来一直到比赛结束 No! Please stay hidden until the end of the game.
[00:66.92]还有现在把衣服还给我！ And give me my uniform back right now!
[00:79.36]我们现在开始下半场 We start the second half.
[00:80.12]伊利里亚，零，康沃尔，零. 两颗大零蛋 Illyria, zero, Cornwall, zero. Nothing but a couple of goose eggs.
[00:83.60]- 教练我准备好了 - 你刚才干什么来着？ - Coach, I’m ready to play. - Is that what you call it?
[01:28.32]我见过穿着裙子的小女孩踢得都比你好 I’ve seen little girls in tutus kick the ball better.
[01:30.68]我已经改了 I’ve changed.
[01:31.88]求你了教练，给我一次机会 Come on, coach, give me one more chance.
[01:36.84]好吧，去 All right. Go.
[01:37.52]踢球，冲杀！ Kick. Kill!
[01:52.56]耶！那是维奥拉！ Yeah! Now that’s Viola!
[01:70.16]你上半场赢不了我 You couldn’t score on me in the first half.
[01:72.84]亲爱的，你下半场也赢不了我！ 我是忍者！忍者守门员！ You ain’t going to score on me this half, baby! I’m ninja! Ninja goalie!
[01:85.44]加油！ Come on, guys!
[02:68.68]杜克！ 杜克！ 我这里空了！ Duke! Duke! I’m open!
[02:69.20]传球！ 杜克！ 嘿，这里 Give me the ball! Duke! Hey, over here!
[02:75.04]我这里空了！ I’m open!
[02:76.24]杜克！ 回来！回来！ Duke! Get back! Get back!
[02:85.36]不！ No!
[03:28.60]好的，就这样干，宝贝儿！ Yes, Dan-O, way to go, baby!
[03:36.00]康沃尔以牙还牙 Cornwall’s right back in it with a goal.
[03:45.36]- 你有什么问题？！ 赛巴斯蒂安那里空着！ - 能为了什么丢一球？！ - What’s the matter?! Sebastiars open! - Rather lose the goal?!
[03:51.04]杜克，我知道你生我气 Duke, I know you’re mad at me.
[03:51.84]闭嘴，你 Shut up, man.
[03:53.72]别跟我说话，离我远点！ Don’t talk to me. Get out of my face!
[03:56.88]我跟奥莉维亚没事发生！ 比赛结束我会向你解释的！ Nothing is going on with me and Olivia! When the game is over I’ll explain!
[03:59.68]现在你不用喜欢我，但是我是你队友？！ For right now, you don’t have to like me, but I’m your teammate, OK?!
[03:64.44]我想要打败他们！ 我必须打败他们！ I want to beat these guys! I have to beat these guys!
[03:66.12]不知道有没有打搅你们 我们有场比赛要打 If we’re not disturbing you, we have a soccer game to finish.
[03:70.32]不回怎么样，你又要拿你的脸来碰我的拳头？ Or you’ll hit my fist with your face again?
[03:70.44]回你的网子里去 Get back in the net, man.
[03:73.12]你想我这么干么？ 来啊！ Do you want to see me do it? Let’s go!
[03:75.68]杜克，别这样，停手 Duke, come on. Stop it.
[03:78.28]- 别这样！ - 杜克，停手 - Come on! - Duke, stop it.
[03:81.52]赛巴斯蒂安！ Sebastian!
[03:85.32]杜克！ 停手！ Duke! Stop it!
[04:28.52]停手！ Come on!
[04:30.20]好！ OK!
[04:33.08]停手！ 哦天啊！ Stop it! Oh, my God!
[04:34.08]如果你们想打架， 离开运动场距离 If you want to roughhouse, take it at least 500 yards
[04:36.68]- 至少500码 - 散开！ 散开！ - away from the stadium grounds. - Break it up! Break it up!
[04:41.12]听着，小子们 OK, tough guys.
[04:43.92]你们要是想拳击？从我的运动场滚出去 You want to box? You get out of my stadium.
[04:47.52]否则就好好比赛 Otherwise, get on with the game.
[04:49.28]听着，伊利里亚的犰狳们 Come on, now, Armadillos of Illyria.
[04:52.36]其他人也是！ That goes for the rest of you!
[04:54.24]去打一场真的比赛！ Now get on and play some real football!
[04:58.84]- 别好象一群女人 - 好的 - Like a bunch of girls. - OK.
[04:61.60]其他人，让我们象女人一样打场橄榄球 The rest of you, let’s play some real football like a bunch of girls.
[04:65.56]- 好不好？ - 你白痴！ - All right? - You suck!
[04:67.68]那不是橄榄球，是足球，美国是这么叫的 It’s not football, it’s soccer. That’s what we call it in the States.
[04:69.68]- 赛巴斯蒂安！ 你没事吧？ - 不， 奥莉维亚，别现在 - Sebastian! Are you OK? - No, Olivia, Not now.
[04:73.04]你还想告诉我说什么也没发生 Try to tell me again there’s nothing going on.
[04:77.04]什么都没有！ There is nothing going on!
[04:78.28]- 那昨晚怎么回事？ - 我没对你撒谎，杜克. - What about last night? - I didn’t lie to you, Duke.
[04:82.96]我撒谎了，但不是这个 I did, but not about this. |