[00:03.94]3 Neither are there any alines on the horizon,
[00:07.03]nor even in the galaxy next door.
[00:10.07]Air tours are not booking moon packages,
[00:12.98]and space travel is only for the trained
[00:15.06]or for the fantastically wealthy few.
[00:18.23]True, all-in-one body suits
[00:21.06](the uniform of brave space pioneers)
[00:23.89]did make a number of fashion appearances-
[00:26.40]think lycra exercise gear in the eighties-
[00:29.95]but on the whole, we've realized that body
[00:32.55]suits are a misnomer,
[00:34.50]because they don't actually suit bodies,
[00:36.80]other than those with faultless dimensions.
[00:39.63]Which brings me to another big fib:
[00:41.82]perfect bodies in the future.
[00:43.77]No matter how much nipping, tucking,
[00:46.14]sucking and filling we do,
[00:48.17]our bodies continue to traitorously
[00:50.91]reveal the signs of our increasing years.Sorry!
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