[00:04.04]Fuck. 操
[00:09.64]I know it was you, Klitzy. 我知道你会的，克立兹
[00:13.88]-Where is she? -Oh, there they are. Hey! -她在哪？ -她们在那里，嘿！
[00:18.20]-Hey! -Hi, Danielle! -嘿！ -你好，丹妮儿
[00:20.76]Hi! 你好！
[00:26.52]Let's get our luggage. Yeah! 我们去拿行李！
[00:26.72]-All right? -I'll be there in a minute. -好吗？ -我一分钟内到那里
[00:52.16]So if I pull this off, I get the 25 grand on Sunday? 那么如果我们成功了，我们周日就能得到两万五？
[00:54.08]Kid, you pull this off, I'll take care of your little Samsung. 孩子，如果你成功了，我会照顾你的小“三星”的
[00:57.44]-Samnang -Whatever. 萨扬，管他的
[01:01.60]Have a nice prom, kid. 舞会愉快，孩子
[01:19.00]Relax, relax. 放松，放松
[01:21.80]You know what? Go wait in the car. Go. 到车子里等，去
[01:29.44]Jesus. 天啊
[01:34.40]Gentlemen, these are your prom dates, April and Ferrari. 先生们，这是你们的舞会女伴，艾波尔和法拉利
[01:36.72]Ladies, we have Eli and Klitz. 女士们，这两位是伊莱和克立兹
[01:42.48]-Your name is Clits? -With a "K." -你的名字是克立兹？ -有个“克”字
[01:46.36]Okay, get a two-shot. M-M-Minions! 好，拍两张，宠物！
[01:50.60]All right, guys, get closer. Yeah, that's right. Show me the love. 好吧，大家靠近点，好，很好，让我看看你们的爱
[01:54.12]Feel it, feel it! Nice. 哦，感觉一下，感觉一下！
[01:56.92]Eli, do those girls go to your school? 这些女孩是你们学校的吗？
[01:59.48]Uh, actually, no, Mrs.Kidman. 哦，实际上不是，基曼夫人
[02:03.52]They're porn stars. 她们是A片明星
[02:22.64]Y-You look, uh-- 你看起来…
[02:25.32]You look really nice. 你看起来真的很漂亮
[02:27.32]Thanks. 谢谢
[02:31.48]You really do, hon. You look so beautiful. 真的，亲爱的，你看起来很漂亮
[02:32.20]Really? Oh, thanks. 真的？谢谢
[02:55.16](欢迎光临毕业舞会)
[03:24.16]-What are all these cameras for? -They're for video yearbook. -这些摄影机干吗的？ -做视频年鉴的
[03:52.08]So what should we do? Should we start setting up? 我们要怎么做？我们要开始准备吗？
[03:57.48]Yeah. We just gotta keep this low-key, okay? 对，我们不要引人注意，好吗？
[04:00.28]Okay. What are you gonna do? 好，你要做什么？
[04:02.44]I'm gonna get our actors. 我要挑选我们的演员
[04:06.40]Dude, make sure they can act. 老兄，确保他们会演
[04:10.68]Yeah, all right. Just get out of here, okay? 好的，离开这里，好吗？
[04:12.68]Hey, I got this taken care of. 好，我会搞定的
[04:14.08]You just show this little lady a good time tonight. 你带这位女士过个美好的晚上，好吗
[04:17.04]Minions, let's move! 宠物，我们走
[04:20.24]-So what are we doing? -Relax, relax. -等等，我们做什么？ -放松，放松
[04:25.48]Come on, play it cool, play it cool. 装得像点，装得像点
[04:44.16]Look. They're coming to you. 看，他们向你走来
[04:46.96]Yo, Matt. What's up? 你好，小马，怎么样？
[04:49.84]-What's up? -Can we talk to you for a second? -怎么样？ -我们能不能谈谈？
[04:51.84]Dude, I'm with my girl here. 老兄，我和女朋友在这里
[04:54.92]-Oh -Sorry, man. 抱歉
[04:57.72]-Should we come back? -No. I'll leave you guys alone. -我们应该待会再来吗？ -不用，我让你们单独说 |