[00:03.58]"Thanks for being such a great friend. Love, Regina." “作为挚友非常荣幸，爱你的，莉贾娜”
[00:08.26]That's so sweet. 写得真好
[00:09.42]Okay, back to Caesar. 好了，讲回凯撒
[00:12.42]Once Gretchen thought Regina was mad at her, 一旦格雷琴发觉莉贾娜在生她的气
[00:14.94]the secrets started pouring out. 秘密就会开始泄漏
[00:17.30]All I had to do was wait for one we could use. 我们要做的就是等待时机
[00:19.30]Thank you. 谢谢大家
[00:22.82]Welcome to the North Shore High School winter talent show. 欢迎来到北岸高中冬季业余歌手演唱会
[00:24.34]Let me hear you make some noise. 大家给点掌声吧
[00:33.70]All right, settle down. 好了，安静
[00:36.02]Our first act calls himself a star on the rise. 我们第一位歌手自称是成长中的巨星
[00:38.06]Let's hear it for Damian. 有请戴米恩
[00:48.06]Don't look at me. 别看我
[00:48.58]Every day is so wonderful... Every day is so wonderful
[00:54.42]I mean, why would Regina send you guys candy canes and not me? 我是说，为什么莉贾娜送你糖果棒而不送我呢？
[00:58.78]Maybe she forgot about you. 或许是她忘给你了
[00:59.78]Yeah, Regina has been acting kind of weird lately. 是的，莉贾娜最近有些古怪
[01:01.30]I mean, is something bothering her? 我是说，是不是什么事情令她烦恼？
[01:03.46]Well, I mean, her parents totally don't sleep in the same bed anymore, 呃，我是说，要是你的意思是
[01:08.34]if that's what you mean. 她父母已经彻底分居了
[01:10.86]I am beautiful in every single way I am beautiful in every single way
[01:11.18]Oh, my God. Don't tell her I told you that. 噢，上帝，别告诉她我说的话
[01:17.70]Yes, words can't bring me down Yes, words can't bring me down
[01:22.22]Yes, words can't bring me down
[01:22.38]Don't you bring me down today... Don't you bring me down today
[01:24.74]I mean, no offense, but why would she send you a candy cane? 我是说，别见怪
[01:29.06]为什么她会送你一个糖果棒呢？
[01:30.42]She doesn't even like you that much. 她不是很喜欢你啊
[01:31.74]Maybe she feels weird around me 或许她察觉我行为诡异
[01:33.94]because I'm the only person that knows about her nose job. 因为我是唯一知道她隆鼻的人
[01:38.46]Oh, my God. Pretend you didn't hear that. 噢，上帝，你当作没听到好吗
[01:42.98]Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo
[01:43.30]All you sucker MCs Ain't got nothing on me All you sucker MCs Ain't got nothing on me
[01:47.66]From my grades to my lines You can't touch Kevin G From my grades to my lines You can't touch Kevin G
[01:50.50]I'm a Mathlete So nerd is inferred I'm a Mathlete So nerd is inferred
[01:53.02]But forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the Third But forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the Third
[01:55.18]Shaken not stirred I'm Kevin Gnapoor Shaken not stirred I'm Kevin Gnapoor
[01:57.02]And make love to your woman On the bathroom floor And make love to your woman On the bathroom floor
[01:57.34]The G is silent When I sneak in your door The G is silent When I sneak in your door
[01:59.38]I don't play it like Shaggy You'll know it was me I don't play it like Shaggy You'll know it was me
[02:02.86]Because the next time you see her She'll be like, "Kevin G!" Because the next time you see her She'll be like
[02:06.74]Thank you, Kevin, that's enough. - Kevin G! - 谢谢，凯文，够了
[02:09.38]Happy holidays, everybody. 大伙儿，假日愉快
[02:16.42]K.G. and the Power of Three. 凯文·纳泊尔和“三人动力”
[02:18.78]That was something. 有意思
[02:19.78]Does it bother you that they still use your original choreography? 他们还在跳你的原创舞蹈，你难受吗？
[02:21.62]Shut up. 住嘴
[02:24.46]Damn. 该死
[02:25.98]- What? - I'd rather see you out there - 怎么？ - 我想在外面看你...
[02:27.30]shaking that thing. 抖动你那玩意儿
[02:31.34]Gretchen, switch sides with Cady. 格雷琴，和凯蒂换一边
[02:34.50]But I'm always on your left. 可我一直在你左边的啊
[02:37.34]Well, that was when there were three of us, 那是我们只有三人的时候 现在最高的应该站在中间
[02:37.70]and now the tallest go in the middle.
[02:39.54]But the whole dance will be backwards. 那整个舞蹈都会反过来
[02:43.02]I'm always on your left. 我一直在你左边的
[02:43.70]And right now you're getting on my last nerve. Switch. 你快激怒我最后一根神经了，快换过来
[02:47.06]And, finally, please welcome to the stage 最后，大家欢迎圣诞大作
[02:50.74]Santa's Helpers doing Jingle Bell Rock. 《圣诞铃声响》亮相舞台
[03:05.62]Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock
[03:09.78]Jingle bells swing And jingle bells ring
[03:12.86]Snowing and blowing Up bushels of fun
[03:17.14]Now the jingle hop has begun
[03:20.10]Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock
[03:25.50]Jingle bells chime In jingle bell time
[03:28.98]Dancing and prancing In Jingle Bell Square
[03:33.54]In the fr...
[03:43.46]Jason? 杰森？
[03:48.82]What a bright time It's the right time What a bright time It's the right time
[03:53.66]To rock the night away To rock the night away
[03:58.34]Jingle bell time is a swell time Jingle bell time Is a swell time
[04:01.70]To go riding in a one-horse sleigh To go riding in a one-horse sleigh
[04:05.02]Giddyap jingle horse Pick up your feet Giddyap jingle horse Pick up your feet
[04:10.54]Jingle around the clock Jingle around the clock
[04:12.74]Mix and mingle in a jingling beat Mix and mingle in a jingling beat
[04:16.10]That's the jingle bell That's the jingle bell
[04:20.26]That's the jingle bell That's the jingle bell
[04:21.58]That's the jingle bell rock That's the jingle bell rock
[04:39.18]- That was awesome. - Lip gloss. - 真太棒了 - 有口红
[04:39.66]That was the best it ever went! 这是跳得的最好的一次！
[04:43.70]- Hey, good job, Africa. - Thanks. - 嘿，干得好，非洲人 - 谢谢
[04:45.38]Cady's blushing. Oh, my God. 凯蒂脸都红了，噢，上帝
[04:47.38]- You totally have a crush on that guy. - No, I don't. - 你一定爱上了那家伙 - 不，我没有
[04:50.70]That's why you wanted to join the Mathletes. 难怪你想加入数奥队呢
[04:53.06]Mathletes? You hate math. 数奥队？你讨厌数学呀
[04:55.38]Look how red she is. 看她脸多红
[04:56.58]You love him, and he totally complimented you. 你爱上他了，他就是在恭维你
[04:57.06]That is so fetch. 太高招了
[04:58.74]Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen. 格雷琴，别再扯什么“高招”了 |