[00:01.26]me and you aren't friends. 这就是原因之一
[00:05.30]I never have any idea what you're talking about. 我不知道你在说什么
[00:08.34]Some dudes get the approach. 有些家伙很有办法.
[00:09.02]That Italian dude. He's big-time approach. 那个意大利老兄确实很有些手腕
[00:10.22]Others, the sting. 有些人只有勇气
[00:14.22]I actually feel my brain turning into goo. 我感觉我脑袋里乱糟糟的
[00:15.82]Embrace the sting. 多点勇气吧
[00:18.82]That's what you're vibin' from Lizzie. 这样你才不会失去丽兹
[00:18.90]Wait a minute. 等一下
[00:21.78]Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo? 你认为我忌妒保罗?
[00:26.38]Word. 是的
[00:28.26]Oh, no. 哦，不
[00:28.54]No, see, that would mean 不，如果这样
[00:30.14]that I like Lizzie as more than a friend. 就说明我对丽兹的感情 不仅仅是朋友间的.
[00:34.02]You and I have trouble communicating? 你我沟通有问题吗?
[00:34.38]You're wrong, man. 你错了，伙计
[00:39.38]Whoa! 哇!
[00:40.98]This girl looks freakishly like my sister! 这女孩长得真像我姐姐，真奇怪!
[00:45.66]-Ow. -Zoom! Zoom! -噢 -放大! 放大!
[00:49.42]Another freakish coincidence. 又一个奇怪的巧合
[00:51.58]I mean, she has the same necklace as my sister's. 她的项链和我姐姐的一模一样
[00:52.50]Huh. 哈
[00:54.58]Why do we even pretend you're in charge? 你连假装做主的资格都没有
[00:59.86]Let's see what this says. 看看上面说了什么
[01:02.70]"Isabella goes blond. "伊莎贝拉染了金发
[01:04.14]Ow. 哈
[01:05.30]Italian pop duo Paolo and Isabella 意大利流行双人组合 保罗和伊莎贝拉
[01:08.62]wowed the crowd outside a shop near the Trevi Fountain, 在“许愿泉”附近的一个店铺, 受到人们的热烈追捧
[01:12.06]showing off Isabella's new blond hair." 伊莎贝拉展示了她刚染的金发"
[01:12.14]They must think that Lizzie is this famous singer! 她们一定认为丽兹 就是那个歌手!
[01:15.62]And if I show this to my mom, Lizzie will be so busted! 如果我把这个给妈妈看, 丽兹 就死定了!
[01:22.14]If you show this to your mom, it's worth nothing. 如果我把这个给你妈妈看 一个子儿也得不到
[01:24.02]But if you show this to the Italian tabloids, 如果卖给意大利小报
[01:29.06]we will be rolling in cash, my friend. 你就发达了，伙计
[01:32.06]Interesting! 很有意思!
[01:39.62]"We"? "我们"?
[01:39.78]Not up to toughing it out on the streets with us? 还没恢复到可以和我们一起上街游览?
[01:45.10]I could try, Miss Ungermeyer. 我可以试试，恩格梅尔小姐.
[01:46.06]No, I just hate seeing you being denied 不，我只是不想见到你错过
[01:49.26]the cultural experience of being in a foreign country. 感受外国文化的机会
[01:52.54]of historical significance yesterday. 非常又历史意义的景点了
[01:52.82]You missed seven points 你昨天已经错过7个
[01:55.22]I know. It's really killing me too, Miss Ungermeyer. 我知道，我也觉得很难过，恩格梅尔小姐.
[02:00.38]Which is why I thought I'd bring you something 所以我觉得，我该给你带些东西
[02:01.06]to help ease the pain, hmm? 帮助你缓解你的病痛
[02:02.54]Mmh, well, that's really thoughtful of you. 你真周到
[02:06.06]Seeing as how your teeny-tiny little body 既然你瘦弱的身体
[02:10.50]doesn't have the strength, 没有力气
[02:10.62]we're gonna have to let your mind do the wandering. 让你的思想自由翱翔吧
[02:15.26]"The Rise and Decline of the Roman Empire," hmm? “罗马帝国盛衰史”?
[02:15.38]Ah! 啊!
[02:20.34]I'd like one report on the rise and one on the decline. 我要关于兴盛和衰落的报告各一份
[02:20.62]Ouch! 哎呀!
[02:21.86]If I didn't have a headache a minute ago, I do now. 如果我刚才还不头痛，现在就痛了
[02:29.10]You don't have a problem with that, do you? 没有问题，是吗？
[02:30.10]Um, no. 嗯，没有
[02:31.58]What else do I have to do? 我还要做什么？
[02:35.14]∮ Why not ∮ ∮为何不∮
[02:37.66]∮ Take a crazy chance? ∮ ∮冒险一试?∮
[02:39.02]∮ Why not ∮ ∮为何不∮
[02:42.10]∮ Do a crazy dance? ∮ ∮尽情舞蹈?∮
[02:44.62]∮ If you lose the moment ∮ ∮如果错失这一刻∮
[02:46.50]∮ You might lose a lot ∮ ∮很可能错失更多∮
[02:47.70]∮ So why not? ∮ ∮那为何不呢?∮
[02:48.98]∮ Why not? ∮ ∮为何不呢?∮
[02:51.14]∮ Why not take a crazy chance? ∮ ∮为何不冒险一试?∮
[02:56.66]Wow.
[03:04.22]I am so grateful for your help. 我很感觉你的帮助
[03:05.58]You're doing a very kind thing for Isabella. 你为伊莎贝拉做了一件大好事
[03:06.70]Uh, Paolo, where are we? 保罗, 我们在哪儿?
[03:09.78]Via Condotti. One of the most expensive 康多提大道
[03:13.26]shopping districts in the world. 世界上最昂贵的购物区
[03:15.02]We must find you the perfect outfit. 我们要给你弄身完美的装束
[03:19.10]Ah! 啊!
[03:20.10]Oh, hey, Isabella, Paolo! 嘿 伊莎贝拉, 保罗!
[03:21.58]Ciao! 再见!
[03:21.86]Your hair is so blond and, uh, innocent. 你的头发颜色很纯正，看上去很天真
[03:26.38]-Who did it? -Um... -谁帮你做的头发? -嗯...
[03:27.18]The island we were on was really, really sunny, 我们去的那个小岛阳光明媚
[03:29.54]so it was j-just the sun. 是太阳的作用
[03:30.74]We must get sun, too, no? 我们也该晒晒太阳，是吗?
[03:33.62]Ciao, bella! 再见, 贝拉!
[03:35.30]They are so tall! 他们那么高!
[03:36.10]Ciao, Ciao, Ciao. 再见，再见
[03:38.70]-They all want to be you. -They want to be Isabella. -他们都想变成你 -他们想变成伊莎贝拉.
[03:41.86]Sit and I'll get Franca. I will just be a moment. 坐好，我去找弗兰卡 一会儿就回来
[03:46.74]I'll just be sitting here in heaven. 我坐在这里像天堂
[03:46.86]Whoa! Take your time. 哇! 不着急
[03:50.42]Hard as it is to imagine, 真难以想象
[03:53.30]as we look at the ruins of the Forum, 我们在看着古罗马中心广场
[03:53.38]that this was once the center of commerce, 这里曾经是古罗马的
[03:57.10]religion, and politics in ancient Rome. 商业，宗教和政治中心
[03:59.86]All right, now, the Forum came into being 古罗马中心广场
[04:03.46]in the sixth century B.C., 是公元前6世纪落成的
[04:03.54]and with it, a new urban culture was born. 随着它的出现，一个新的城市文化产生了
[04:09.02]Yeah, Craft? 怎么了, 克拉弗特?
[04:09.18]Uh, um, di-- 嗯，呃--
[04:12.70]Is it time for the spaghetti? 是不是到吃意大利面条的时候了?
[04:13.90]It's 9:00 in the morning. 现在是早上9点
[04:14.86]So? You never had leftover spaghetti for breakfast? 那又怎么样?你没有早餐吃过 剩下的面条？
[04:17.62]I don't eat carbs. 我不吃面食
[04:19.66]You never had a spaghetti sandwich, either? 你也没吃过面条三明治？?
[04:20.54]This cultural experience is, like, so wasted on you. 这种文化体验对你真是浪费
[04:27.30]Excuse me, where did you buy that Prada bag? 对不起，你这普拉达包是哪里买的?
[04:31.46]Craft! Sanders! Separate. 克拉弗特! 桑德斯! 你俩分开
[04:33.34]We did, Miss Ungermeyer. And thank God. 已经分开了，恩格梅尔. 感谢上帝
[04:36.26]Why don't you people, uh, do something at your, uh, 你们现在为什么不去做一些
[04:38.90]Take a 10-minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso. 给你们10分钟的购物时间， 我去喝杯咖啡
[04:39.94]skill level here? 你们擅长的事情？
[04:45.50]This dude definitely spent too much time on his biceps 这家伙花大力气锻炼他的二头肌
[04:49.18]and not enough on his abs. Totally old school. 腹肌却锻炼不够， 这是老派的作风
[04:57.22]Wha-- 哇--
[04:57.78]Nice spy, bro. 眼光不错，兄弟
[05:00.78]Yeah, watch and learn. 好好学着 |