[00:03.02]He's going to stay in the motel while he fixes up the farm.
[00:05.97]- He's a farmer all of a sudden? - I think he'll be a good farmer.
[00:09.68]He's from Malibu, California.
[00:11.73]The only thing they grow there are breasts.
[00:14.48]Could you smile a little bit?
[00:16.43]- This means nothing. - You are unbelievable.
[00:19.09]What? Rosie, people like this buy houses all the time.
[00:23.15]- lt's called a tax shelter. - Peter.
[00:25.74]I can guarantee you that by the end of today
[00:28.69]Tad's farm and his house
[00:32.94]and his fricking wheat will be right back on the market.
[00:35.76]Why? What are you going to do?
[00:38.38]Nothing. You know, just be a good neighbor.
[00:48.20]Howdy.
[00:49.74]- Tad, this place is unbelievable. - Thanks, little lady.
[00:55.92]This barn sits on what they call "the south 40."
[00:59.72]Yeah. I'm not sure exactly how many acres that is, but
[01:04.20]I'm going to guess that's a lot.
[01:07.12]I'm going to guess 40.
[01:10.16]Oh, yeah. Could be.
[01:13.04]Tad, being a new farm owner and all,
[01:17.04]I know you'll probably get some people to run this place for you, but...
[01:20.46]hell, I'd be happy to show you a couple of everyday farm chores.
[01:23.56]Really? Pete, that would be great. Thank you.
[01:26.63]Tad, that's not a problem.
[01:31.27]What you're going to do here is grab on to one of the...
[01:36.84]essentially one of the nipples,
[01:38.79]and just pull it firmly but gently towards the pail.
[01:41.87]You're going to freak out a...
[01:45.51]Mmm, look at all that creamy milk. That a girl, Arleen. That a girl.
[01:50.41]- You are making old Tad thirsty. - Where'd you learn to do that?
[01:54.31]Pete, you remember my remake of The Grapes of Wrath?
[02:04.07]OK, so, the trick is to take a full swing
[02:06.95]so as to split the log in one swift...
[02:12.71]stroke.
[02:15.62]OK.
[02:18.22]Yeah. Let's do this.
[02:21.99]So, you work out?
[02:25.16]- No. - Yeah, me neither.
[02:27.56]I know, it's like... Me neither.
[02:29.99]OK. lt's just basically one swift stroke.
[02:36.39]OK. And sometimes, basically, you get a bad piece of wood. Basically.
[02:41.42]And sometimes you don't.
[02:43.98]That's good. Beginner's luck. First time's the charm.
[02:50.73]And the luck continues. That's great for you, man.
[02:53.93]Did you ever see a movie I did called A Man Named Jackson?
[02:57.80]If it came out, Tad,
[03:00.55]then I saw it.
[03:04.23]I think the ax is actually broken.
[03:07.37]You got it. Good.
[03:17.99]Get someone else to cry, because I don't cry.
[03:21.51]I don't do that.
[03:28.10]Which is why I try to stay away from melodramas.
[03:33.16]Oh, my God. I finally did it.
[03:35.72]People, are you watching this? Rosie.
[04:21.25]- Pete. - Hey, Tad.
[04:23.23]- Hey. - Can I talk to you for a sec?
[04:26.11]Yeah, sure.
[04:28.74]- Forgive the intrusion, but... - No, no. Please, fire away.
[04:33.79]OK. Here it is.
[04:42.88]You win, OK? Fair and square.
[04:46.34]- You win. - Thank you.
[04:49.12]You did have an advantage or two going in, but...
[04:54.56]Excuse me, we're in the middle of something here.
[04:57.67]Yeah, no problem. |