[00:07.06]Why? ls it turning you on? 怎样?有反应啊?

　　[00:09.74]Maybe. 也许吧

　　[00:11.26]lt's weird, l think l kind of like it. 怪了,我好像还满喜欢的

　　[00:14.02]Really? 是吗?

　　[00:17.78]Okay, no teaching the teacher. Come on. 别倒过来教军师了

　　[00:18.30]-Sucker. -Oh, l knew it. - 傻瓜 - 我就知道

　　[00:21.86]-Who is it? -lt's Colin. - 谁啊? - 我是柯林

　　[00:23.74]l'm not ready for this. Am l ready? 我还没准备好,我准备好了?

　　[00:25.18]-l'm not ready for this. -Calm down. - 我还没准备好,我没办法 - 冷静,冷静

　　[00:30.14]Okay. Keep the conversation under a minute. Now go. 好,短短讲几句话就好,快去

　　[00:31.70]-Under a minute? Under a minute. -Yes. - 几句话?几句话,天哪 - 对

　　[00:35.22]No, wait, wait, wait. Come here, come here. 不,等等…过来

　　[00:39.18]You're such an asshole. 你这个卑鄙小人

　　[00:43.06]-Hi. -Hey. - 嗨 - 嘿

　　[00:43.14]-Wow, you look great. -Oh, thanks. - 你好美 - 谢谢

　　[00:48.22]Yeah, l was just doing the dishes. 我只是正在洗碗

　　[00:48.94]-What happened to you today? -What do you mean? - 你今天怎么了? - 什么意思?

　　[00:52.70]You put me on hold and never called back. 你让我在线上等,还音讯全无

　　[00:54.98]-Oh, my God. Was that you? -Yeah. - 天哪,那是你啊 - 对啊

　　[00:57.30]-l'm so sorry. -lt's okay. - 真对不起 - 没关系

　　[00:58.78]Would you mind actually giving me a call a little later? 柯林,你可以待会儿再打给我吗?

　　[01:03.54]-Abby, wait. -What now? - 艾比,等等 - 现在呢?

　　[01:04.14]l'm busy. Gotta get back to those dishes. 我很忙,我得回去洗碗

　　[01:09.90]No, that's good. Now make him suffer. 这样很好,就折磨他

　　[01:11.70]Abby, l was wondering if you'd like to go... 艾比,我在想你愿不愿意…

　　[01:14.78]...to the Devils game with me on Saturday. 周六一起去看球赛?

　　[01:24.10]Go, Comets. 加油

　　[01:28.30]He delivers it. 他要打击了

　　[01:35.34]Okay, I have a visual. Nod if you can hear me. 好,我看得见你 听见请点头

　　[01:40.10]Just relax. lt's gonna be fine. 放轻松,一切会很顺利的

　　[01:44.02]Now, do exactly what I tell you, and when I tell you to do it. Okay? 我叫你做什么就照做,好吗?

　　[01:48.06]-You follow baseball? -Do something noncommittal. - 你常看棒球吗? - 含糊的回答他

　　[01:55.34]You okay? 你还好吧?

　　[01:56.02]l'm fine. 我很好

　　[01:57.98]That was a little over the top, but nice try. 那样是有点超过,不过干得好

　　[02:01.18]-Well, thanks. -For what? - 谢了 - 谢什么?

　　[02:04.14]Well, thanks for being you. 谢谢你…成为你

　　[02:07.94]You're welcome. 不用客气

　　[02:19.10]Excuse me. 抱歉

　　[02:23.66]Oh, my God. You're Mike Chadway. 天哪,你是查麦克

　　[02:26.14]-Hey, buddy, what the hell? -Dude, what the fuck? - 兄弟,你搞什么? - 兄弟,搞什么啊?

　　[02:26.54]l love you. 我爱死你了

　　[02:30.14]-Dude, what the fuck? -What? - 兄弟,搞什么啊? - 什么?

　　[02:31.50]No, no, no. I'm not talking to you. 不…我不是跟你说话

　　[02:33.38]-l'm not talking to you. -Okay, did l do something wrong? - 我不是跟你说话 - 我做错什么事了吗?

　　[02:38.26]No, stop. Listen. Tell him you saw him looking at another girl. 不,听着 跟他说你看到他在看别的妹

　　[02:41.54]l saw you-- l saw you looking at another girl. 我看到你在看别的妹

　　[02:48.42]-Who? -That girl, right there. - 谁? - 那个,就在那里

　　[02:49.58]l was trying to get us a couple hot dogs. 我只是想帮我们买热狗吃

　　[02:50.70]-Two. Thank you. -Okay. - 两份,谢谢 - 好吧

　　[02:56.26]Okay, we need a quick recovery. 好,我们得赶快恢复状况

　　[03:00.14]Make sure you put the hot dog in your mouth nice and slowly. 记得要优雅缓慢的把热狗放嘴里

　　[03:06.42]Men like watching penis-shaped food go into a girl's mouth. 男人喜欢看 美眉把形状像老二的食物塞进嘴里

　　[03:12.82]l'm so sorry. 对不起

　　[03:15.02]-Oh, God. l'm so, so sorry. -No, it's okay. - 天啊,真对不起 - 没关系,真的

　　[03:18.22]You know, l can get this out. l'm sure l can. 我能把这清干净,我行的

　　[03:18.70]-What fabric is this? -l don't know. Cotton? - 这是什么布料? - 我不知道,棉的吧

　　[03:21.90]Cotton. Cotton's the worst. Well, actually, leather's the worst. 棉,棉是最糟的了 其实皮革才是最糟的

　　[03:26.74]-l think l can get it out. -Abby. - 我认为我可以把它弄干 - 艾比

　　[03:31.34]Oh, look, hold on. lt's coming! 等等,就快了

　　[03:41.90]-Where? -There. Right there. - 哪里? - 那里,在那里

　　[03:44.30]Abby? Abby, you might want to look up. 艾比…你最好抬头看看

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　　[03:53.02]Way to go, Abby. 干得好,艾比

　　[03:57.06]Okay, l got you. l'm in position. 我看到你了,我已经就位

　　[04:00.38]-Can't say today was boring. -You're being nice. - 今天还真是精彩 - 你真好心

　　[04:02.46]-l embarrassed you. -No. - 我让你丢脸了 - 不

　　[04:06.22]You're just not what l'm used to. 只是我没遇过你这种女人

　　[04:08.94]-l know. -No, actually, it's a good thing. - 我知道 - 不,其实,这真的很不错

　　[04:11.58]l'm used to women l can figure out in five seconds. 通常我花五秒就能猜透女人心

　　[04:13.62]But l can't do that with you. 可是我却猜不透你

　　[04:14.66]He's an idiot. I figured you out in two. 他是笨蛋,我两秒就看穿你了

　　[04:19.54]Now, tell him good night and stick your tits out. 跟他道晚安,再挤一下奶子

　　[04:21.06]-We're gonna give this one last shot. -Well, good night then. - 我们给这家伙最后一击 - 那么,晚安了

　　[04:37.62]That definitely made up for my wet crotch. 这一吻让我胯下湿得很值得

　　[04:40.54]Me too. No, scratch that. l didn't have one. 我也是 不是,我胯下并没有…

　　[04:42.54]Yeah. 对

　　[04:44.42]-l'll see you later. -Yeah. - 回头见了 - 是啊

　　[04:47.02]-Okay. -Bye. - 好 - 拜

　　[04:48.86]Bye. 晚安

　　[04:53.38]-Night. -Night. - 晚安 - 晚安