[00:07.44]No, it's terrible. You looklike Barbara Walters. 不，太糟了，看起来就像 芭芭拉·沃特兹（美国著名记者）

 

　　[00:10.00]And you said this wasn't a date. It is not a date. - 而且你说这不是约会 - 确实不是

 

　　[00:14.68]We're just friends and, you know, I don'tlike him like that. 我们只是普通朋友，我不喜欢他那样

 

　　[00:19.88]Only alitte. You know, occasionally. When his shirt's off. 有时候，当他脱下衬衫时

 

　　[00:22.16]I have no idea. That's how it always starts. - 我不知道 - 噢，俗套的开始

 

　　[00:25.72]You never plan these things. First you're friends. 这一切都不是你计划中的，一开始你们是 普通朋友

 

　　[00:29.40]Then you're all, "Hi! Are you here to fix the copier?" 然后你说“嗨！你在这修复印机吗”

 

　　[00:31.20]Argh! You are no help. 啊，你没救了

 

　　[00:34.60]Why are you so nervous? You must have been on plenty of dates before. 这么紧张干什么，你以前一定是个花花公主

 

　　[00:37.44]I don't know if you have figured this out, but I'm not exacty the prom-queen type. 我不知道你指什么，但我不是毕业舞会皇后

 

　　[00:42.64]Yeah, but you're pretty, Sydney. Thanks, George. - 但你很漂亮，希德尼 - 谢谢

 

　　[00:46.20]But I've had about as much dating experience as you guys. 我的约会经验和你们这些家伙一样多

 

　　[00:48.20]Whoa! Speak for yourself. 哇，那是你的想法

 

　　[00:52.08](groaning)

 

　　[00:54.08](Lenny) I see what you mean. You need something sexy. - 我知道你在想什么 - 你需要性感一点

 

　　[00:56.72]But warm. Purple's pretty. - 暖色调不错 - 紫色也很漂亮

 

　　[00:58.96](Terrence) My mom used to wear mauve. (Gurkin) What about fuchsia? - 我妈妈总是穿紫红色的 - 绛红怎么样？

 

　　[01:02.24](Lenny) Thatlooks like it itches. (Jeremy) Let me see. - 我有点痒 - 让我看看

 

　　[01:06.36]Three quarters of first dates end in disappointment 研究表明，四分之三的约会都以失望告终

 

　　[01:10.20]for one or both parties, studies show. 一到两次你就会发现

 

　　[01:12.04]I hope you beat the odds. Me, too. - 别错过机会 - 我会的

 

　　[01:18.44]If you try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. 你要敢取笑她，我就把互联网的力量发泄 到你身上

 

　　[01:21.52]I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states and Oanada. 你将被登记成美国50个州和加拿大的头号 强奸犯

 

　　[01:26.68]Wow. Yeah!

 

　　[01:27.88]And I'll kick your ass. 我要踢你的屁股

 

　　[01:31.64](Sydney) Hi. 嗨

 

　　[01:35.80]You look... 你看起来…

 

　　[01:45.64]That's nothing. You should see the plumbing. (bang) 没什么，你太大惊小怪了

 

　　[01:45.96]Thanks. What was that all about? 谢谢，那是怎么回事？

 

　　[01:48.12]What was that? That's just Terrence. - 那又是什么？ - 是泰伦斯在搞鬼

 

　　[01:52.20]You get used to it. Let's go. 学着适应这一切吧，我们走

 

　　[01:53.92]Bye, guys. 再见，小伙子们

 

　　[01:55.12]Bye, Sydney. All 50 states, pal. - 再见，希德尼 - 50个州，你这家伙

 

　　[01:57.80](Embele speaks African language)

 

　　[02:02.68](# "Beautiful Soul"by Jesse McCartney)

 

　　[02:11.24]So, your idea of a date is to convert me? 约会的目的就是转化我？

 

　　[02:13.60]Now it's a date, huh? 你承认是约会啦？

 

　　[02:21.32]Hey, guys. 大家好

 

　　[02:31.00]You serve meals to the homeless? I had no idea. 你为无家可归的人提供食物？我还不知道呢

 

　　[02:35.88]He had no choice. 他没得选择

 

　　[02:39.12]Not unless he had some other plan to get that infraction off his permanent record. 除非有别的计划能消除他的违规记录

 

　　[02:43.32]Me and the Betas, we got in some trouble. 我和Beta会么，有点儿麻烦

 

　　[02:47.00]Let's just say a few campus ordinances were violated. 我们来说说都有哪些校规被违反了

 

　　[02:48.56]Afew? 被违反的还少吗？

 

　　[02:50.48]And you're working your hours off here? 你把时间都用在这上面吗？

 

　　[02:52.36]Nice to see you recruiting my best students, Tyler. Sydney, happy to have you here. 你们是我所教过最好的学生，Tyler， 希德尼，有你们在这真好

 

　　[02:56.24]Happy to be here. 很高兴来到这

 

　　[03:01.88]So, do my hours tonight count towards working off Tyler's dirty deeds? 我今晚的时间能补偿泰勒的糟糕行为吗？

 

　　[03:06.20]Actually, he fulfilled his requirementlast year. We just can't seem to get rid of him. 实际上去年他就达到要求了，但我们都离不开他了

 

　　[03:12.12](# "Stolen"by Dashboard Confessional)

 

　　[03:22.36](Tyler) Watch your step. We're almost there. 小心脚下，我们坐那边

 

　　[03:27.04]Wow. 哇

 

　　[03:32.84]This is beautiful. 真美

 

　　[03:41.08]If you look over there, you can almost see Greek Row. 从这儿能看到联谊会的房子

 

　　[03:44.76]Which is probably the last thing you wanna see. Yeah. - 你可能再也不想看见它了 - 没错

 

　　[03:47.60]It's just... growing up without my mom, 我从小就失去了母亲

 

　　[03:50.80]I was hoping that becoming a Kappa would help me connect with her. 所以我想加入Kappa，和她有某种联系

 

　　[03:56.80]Sydney, you don't need Kappa. 希德尼，你不需要加入Kappa

 

　　[03:59.88]I know. I feel close to her just being at the school. 我明白，在学校里我就觉得离她更近了

 

　　[04:04.44]You know, I found her name carved into my study carrel. 你知道吗，她的名字刻在我的课桌上

 

　　[04:07.80]No way. 不会吧

 

　　[04:15.88]Hey, is this where you bring all yourfirst non-dates? 第一次约会你就带这些来？

 

　　[04:17.04]Luring the babes with this whole do-gooder thing? 用这些引诱无知少女？

 

　　[04:20.24]Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorority girls can't get enough of it. 姐妹会的姑娘们可不满足于这个

 

　　[04:24.32]"Tyler, this place doesn't even have a maitre d'." “泰勒，这地方连服务生都没有”

 

　　[04:26.40]"Tyler, these plates are plastic. Touching them hurts my hands." “泰勒，这盘子是塑料的，会弄伤我的手”

 

　　[04:30.96]You're the first girl I've met I thought would appreciate this place. 你是第一个称赞这地方的姑娘

 

　　[04:33.92]Well, I do, even if there was no bathroom attendant. 是的，即使这里没有厕所服务员

 

　　[04:38.32]I had to turn the faucet myself. (laughs) 我得自己拧水龙头

 

　　[04:44.52](Tyler) Here we are. 我们到了

 

　　[04:46.28]All right. Well... 好的，嗯…

 

　　[04:51.24]Thank you. 谢谢

 

　　[04:52.84]I had a great time. 我过得很愉快

 

　　[04:56.04](laughs) You're trying not to overtalk right now, aren't you? 发现了吗，你不再喋喋不休了

 

　　[05:16.92]Whoa-a! 哇！

 

　　[05:19.88]I'm OK. My spleen broke my fall. 我没事，脾可能摔坏了

 

　　[05:28.20]Hi, guys. Hey. - 嗨，小伙子们 - 嗨

 

　　[05:31.52]Sydney. What a surprise. Um, we were just watching the... 嗯，我们是在看…

 

　　[05:39.64]The game? Mm-hm. - 看比赛？ - 嗯，没错

 

　　[05:40.92]Yeah, who's playing? Um, the... - 哪个队？ - 哦…

 

　　[05:45.32]St Louis Gorillas. 圣路易斯大猩猩队

 

　　[05:49.40]You guys were spying on me. And just for that, I'm not gonna tell you about my date. 你们监视我，那我就不说约会的情况了

 

　　[05:53.96]Oh, come on, Sydney. Nope. - 喔，希德尼，讲讲吧 - 没门

 

　　[05:57.36]Good night, boys. 晚安，男孩子们

 

　　[05:59.84](groans) Oh, man. 天呐

 

　　[06:02.84]I should probably see a doctor. 我想我得去看大夫

 

　　[06:12.84]Hey, sexy. 嗨，帅哥

 

　　[06:14.04]Rachel, what the hell are you doing here? 雷切尔，你怎么在这？

 

　　[06:16.16]Besides reading your boring emails, nothing. 除了看看你令人乏味的邮件，我什么也没干

 

　　[06:17.80]Tell me what you were doing out with her. 你和她出去干什么了

 

　　[06:23.92]You know what, Rachel? I like Sydney. Deal with it. 你知道为什么，我喜欢希德尼，接受现实吧

 

　　[06:27.76]I don't care if you like her or not. All I care about is our Greek Life Oenter. 你喜不喜欢她不关我事，我只关心联谊会的 中心大楼

 

　　[06:31.76]Sydney and her band of goobers are screwing with our plans. 希德尼和她那帮愣头青搅乱了我们的计划

 

　　[06:35.04]It's notlike they have a shot at winning the election. 学生会的选举他们爆不出冷门

 

　　[06:38.60]I think we should justleave them alone. 我想我们应该离他们远点

 

　　[06:41.12]I mean, that dump is obviously really important to them. 那所破房子对他们来说很重要

 

　　[06:43.16]I don't know why anyone would wannalive there. That firetrap should be condemned. 我不明白为什么有人愿意住在哪 消防道得好好修修了

 

　　[06:48.76]Look, we can find anotherlocation. Now, get outta here already. 我们可以另选地方，现在出去吧

 

　　[06:55.32]One date and you're ready to blow the whole deal? 就一次约会你就要毁了整个计划么？

 

　　[06:56.88]It was a hell of a date. 和约会没关系

 

　　[07:00.56]Normally I'd be reporting that Rachel Witchburn... Guys, look! - 现在播送对雷切尔·威奇伯恩的报道 - 看哪，伙计们

 

　　[07:02.56]...once again has a lock on the student council presidency. 学生会的任期又快到了

 

　　[07:05.84]But now there's a new playeron the scene - Terrence Lubinecki and his Freedom to the 7th Powerparty. 但是又有新的竞争者出现—泰伦斯·鲁宾纳奇 和他的第七力量

 

　　[07:13.60]Do they have a shot? Can they even make a dent? Stay tuned. 他们会爆冷吗？还是只是昙花一现？ 我们拭目以待

 

　　[07:17.60](laughter, cheering) You're a good-Iooking guy. 你看起来棒极了

 

　　[07:19.24]Oheck it out. Maybe I'll actually vote this year. 看这个，也许今年我会投他们一票

 

　　[07:24.24]Yeah, cool. 真酷

 

　　[07:33.68]Hey, Rach. Which of these should I wear? I don't care. - 雷切尔，我穿哪件合适？ - 哪件都行

 

　　[07:36.16]But I have a date. I don't care. - 但我有个约会 - 我管不着

 

　　[07:38.32]Oome to my room and help me get dressed. What is wrong with you? - 到我房间帮我试试 - 你脑子有病啊？

 

　　[07:45.00]Rachel, you can't come in here. I just farted. 雷切尔，别进来，我刚放了个屁

 

　　[07:46.40]Ew, Katy. You're disgusting. 凯蒂，你真恶心

 

　　[07:56.36](slow motion) No! 不！

 

　　[08:00.84](Rachel screams)

 

　　[08:01.24]Get off me, you freaks! No! - 让开，你们这帮废物！ - 不！

 

　　[08:02.00]Rach... 雷切…

 

　　[08:12.12]What? 什么？

 

　　[08:12.64]No. 不

 

　　[08:15.36]No! 不！

 

　　[08:20.28]Rachel, do you wanna try your soothing words? 不试试宽心话吗，雷切尔？

 

　　[08:26.28]I don't need my soothing words. It's all become very clear to me. 不需要，我现在很清楚

 

　　[08:32.60]Sydney White must die a social death 她会死得很难看的

 

　　[08:36.48]and take her seven dorks with her. 那七个呆子也得陪葬

 

　　[08:40.44](knock at door)

 

　　[08:45.92]Great. Here comes Prince Oharming. 好极了，魅力王子来了

 

　　[08:49.40]Guys, please. Just give him a chance. (gun clicks) 伙计们，给他个机会

 

　　[08:51.52]That means you, Gurkin. Put the paintball gun away. 说你呢，古尔金，把彩弹枪收起来

 

　　[09:00.16]Hi. Oome on in. Hi. - 嗨，进来吧 - 嗨

 

　　[09:05.92]Hi. 你好

 

　　[09:09.28]Hi. 你好

 

　　[09:13.08]Are you ready? I have a better idea. - 准备好了吗 - 我有个更好的主意

 

　　[09:16.56]We all hang here at the Vortex and order pizza. 我们就在涡流居坐坐，吃吃披萨怎么样？

 

　　[09:17.44]What? 什么？

 

　　[09:21.72](whimpers)

 

　　[09:22.32]Sounds good to me. 听起来不错

 

　　[09:26.10]Hey, is that Medal of Honor? (Gurkin) No, it's not Medal of Honor. - 嘿，那是荣誉勋章（一款电子游戏）吗？ - 不是

 

　　[09:30.24]Medal of Honoris forwusses. It's Gurkin of Honor. I made it. 荣誉勋章是给衰人玩的，这是古尔金勋章， 我做的

 

　　[09:35.36]It pays tribute to Medal of Honor, God of War, Halo and Viva Pinata. 这是向荣誉勋章、战神、光晕 和宝贝万岁致敬的作品

 

　　[09:40.68]I'm pretty good at all those games. You mind if I give it a shot? 这几个游戏我都玩的不错，我能试试吗？

 

　　[09:45.00]OK. 没问题

 

　　[09:48.28](laughter)

 

　　[09:50.84]Shh! 嘘！

 

　　[09:56.12](growls)