Speaking Sparkles (3)（在线收听）

Speaking Sparkles (3)

Chevy Chase: Good evening, Hollywood ¹⁾phonies. 

Billy Crystal: Welcome to the Oscars, or as it's known tonight, ²⁾"Cape Fear".

Whoopi Goldberg: This is magic night! This is Oscar Night! And the world is watching. 

Richard Pryor: This show is going out to 75 million people. None of them are black.

Johnny Carson: Tonight, the winners all thank the little people... they've stepped on all year.

Roslyn Russel: I am Robin Russel and I am live.

Robin Williams: Hello, my name is Robin Leach! Welcome once again to the "Lifestyles of the Rich and Nervous"!

Sammy Davis, Jr.: They gave me the wrong envelope. Wait till the ³⁾NAACP hears about this.

Bob Hope: Don't you miss dancing? 

Fred Astaire: I sit in my rocking chair and cry all day long. 

Dudley Moore: Good evening. My pants are killing me. 

Dave Letterman: I've had to take a ⁴⁾pee since 6:15. You don't hear me ⁵⁾whining about it. 

Miss Piggy: I am not Oscar material.

Johnny Carson: Oscar Meyer, maybe...

Chevy Chase: You don't want people coming out of here and winging things. They don't want us to ⁶⁾ramble on.

妙语连珠

切维·查丝：各位好莱坞大骗子，你们好！

比利·克里斯托：欢迎收看奥斯卡--又名“海角惊魂夜”。

胡比·戈德伯格：这是一个魔幻夜！这是奥斯卡之夜！全球都在收看。

理查德·普里奥：有7500万人收看这个节目，只可惜他们都不是黑人。

强尼·卡森：得奖者今晚要感谢这一年来……自己践踏过的无名小卒。

罗沙琳·罗素：我是罗宾·罗素，我还健在。

罗宾·威廉姆斯：大家好，我是罗宾·利奇！欢迎再次来到“富豪及紧张人士生活方式之夜”！

小萨米·戴维斯：他们给错了我信封，听到这个有色人种促进会肯定不会罢休。

鲍伯·霍普：你不想跳跳舞吗？

弗雷德·阿斯泰尔：我坐在安乐椅上流了一天的眼泪。

达德利·摩尔：晚上好。我的裤子简直要了我的命。

戴维：莱特曼：我六点一刻就想去方便。可我没抱怨过一句。

皮吉小姐：我可不是奥斯卡的料子。

强尼·卡森：也许是当奥斯卡·梅耶的料子吧……

切维·查丝：谁都不想在台上语无伦次。他们不希望大家胡诌乱侃。

注释:

1) phony [5fEuni] n. 假冒者，伪造者

2) 1991年罗伯·德尼路主演的《海角惊魂》

3) NAACP: National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (美国)  全国有色人种促进协会

4) pee [pi:] n. 小便

5) whine [wain] v. 抱怨，发牢骚

6) ramble on 闲聊，漫谈