这么说吧

　　Your gross receipts on this one order, will be over $3,000 for one night's work.

　　gross receipt: 总收入   gross: 总额 receipt: 收入 order: 订单

　　你这一夜收入总额可以超过3000美金

　　-Penny: You guys get started.

　　你们快开工

　　-Leonard: What Are you doing?,

　　那你干嘛? -

　　-Penny:  Going online to buy shoes!

　　我要上网买鞋!

　　singing:

　　[scene: Penny and Sheldon is making the blossom… ]

　　-Sheldon and Penny:

　　She'll be coming round, the mountain when she comes

　　come round: 拜访 mountain: 山

　　* She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes *

　　She'll be coming round, the mountain when she comes

　　* She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes *

　　She'll be coming round the mountain, She'll be coming round the mountain...

　　* She'll be coming round the mountain *

　　-Rajesh: You know,if I wanted to spend my Saturday, nights doing this,I could have stayed in India.

　　stay: 待在

　　早知道我要在周六晚上做这个我还不如待在印度

　　-Howard: Oh,stop with the fake third world crap.

　　fake: 假装  third world: 第三世界国家 crap: 废话

　　少装可怜瞎掰你那第三世界国家生活

　　Your father's a gynecologist. And, you had a house full of servants.

　　gynecologist: 妇科医生  servant: 仆人

　　你爸是妇科医生你有一屋子仆人

　　-Rajesh: We only had four servants.

　　servant: 仆人

　　我们只有4个仆人

　　-Rajesh: And two of them were children.

　　其中2个还是未成年

　　-Leonard: How we doing?

　　我们干的怎么样了

　　-Rajesh: We have 128 assorted Penny, Blossoms ready to ship.

　　assort: 混杂的 ship: 运送

　　已经有128朵Penny小花可以发货了

　　-Howard: Oh,God,we're never goning to finish in time.

　　in time: 及时

　　上帝我们不可能做得完的

　　-Rajesh: Who made Sheldon the boss anyway?

　　谁提议让Sheldon当头的?

　　-Sheldon: I believe I'm hearing some, negativity on the factory floor.

　　negativity: 消极   factory floor: 工人工作的场地

　　有人在工厂里散布消极言论

　　-Penny: So?

　　所以呢?

　　-Sheldon: Penny,the labor force is a living, organism that must be carefully nurtured.

　　labor force: 劳动力 labor: 劳工 force: 力量 organism: 生物体 nurture: 教养

　　Penny 打工仔团体是需要好好教育的

　　-Sheldon: Any counterproductive grumbling must be, skillfully headed off by management. Observe.

　　counterproductive: 起反作用的 grumble: 发牢骚 skillfully: 巧妙地 head off : 阻止    management: 管理 Observe: 观察

　　任何会产生不良后果的抱怨必须及时喝止看着

　　Less talk,more work!

　　少说话多干活

　　-Penny: Nicely done., 做的好谢谢

　　-Sheldon: Thank you.You hear any union talk,you let me know.

　　你要看到什么交头接耳告诉我

　　singing:

　　-Leonard: * Someone's in the, kitchen with Dinah...*

　　-Howard: * Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah...*

　　-Penny: * Someone's in the, kitchen I know-ow-ow-ow *

　　* Someone's in the kitchen I know-ow-ow-ow *

　　* Someone's in the, kitchen with Dinah...*

　　* Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah...*

　　-Penny: Sheldon? Sheldon!

　　Sheldon? Sheldon!

　　-Sheldon: 'Cause I sold my soul, to the company store.

　　'Cause : because sou: 灵魂 company store: 共同商店 company: 公司

　　* 'Cause I sold my soul to the company store. *

　　-Penny: Honey,do you want some coffee?

　　要不要来点咖啡?

　　-Sheldon: I don't drink coffee.

　　我不喝咖啡

　　-Penny: Come on,but if you don't stay awake we'll never finish in time.

　　stay awake: 保持清醒   awake: 醒着的

　　行了你要是睡过去了我们肯定完成不了

　　-Sheldon: I'm sorry,coffee's out of the question.

　　out of the question: 不可能

　　对不起但是我绝不喝咖啡

　　When I moved to California,I promised my, mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.

　　move to: 搬到 promise: 答应 drug: 毒品

　　当我搬来加利福尼亚我答应妈妈不磕药的

　　-Penny: Leonard,help.

　　Leonard 帮帮忙

　　-Leonard: Sheldon,we still have 380, of these things to make.

　　Sheldon 我们还有380个要做呢

　　-Sheldon: I have complete faith that, you will make them. Good night.

　　complete: 完全的 faith: 信任

　　晚安你们行的我对你们绝对有信心

　　-Penny: Leonard?

　　Leonard?

　　-Leonard: But,Sheldon,without your insight and leadership, this entire enterprise will surely fail.

　　insight: 洞悉 leadership: 领导能力 entire: 整个的 enterprise: 事业   fail: 失败

　　但是 Shelon 没了你英明的领导我们的事业绝对是做不起来的

　　-Sheldon: You're right,of course.

　　当然你说的对

　　-Penny: Here,this will help.

　　来这个会有帮助

　　-Sheldon: Very well,but if this leads, to opiates or hallucinogenics,

　　lead to:导致 opiate: 麻醉 hallucinogenics: 引起幻觉的

　　好吧但要这让我上瘾或产生幻觉

　　-Sheldon: you're going to have, to answer to my mother.

　　你得去和我妈交待了

　　-Sheldon: Look at Planck's Constant., People say it's arbitrary.

　　Planck's Constant: 普朗克常数 Constant: 常数 arbitrary: 任意的

　　说到普朗克常数有人说不确定

　　It could not be less arbitrary.

　　arbitrary: 任意的

　　怎么可能呢

　　If it varied slightly,life as, we know it would not exist. Bam!

　　vary: 改变 slightly: 轻微的  exist: 存在 bam: 【应该是bang】

　　如果它稍有改变我们所知的世界将不复存在嘣!

　　Now,now,let's reconsider the entire argument,but, with entropy reversed and effect preceding cause.

　　reconsider: 重新考虑 entire: 整个的 argument: 争论  entropy: 熵，热力学函数 reverse: 翻转 effect: 效果 preceding : 在…之前 cause: 原因

　　现在让我们考虑熵的改变和因果联系重新来看这论点

　　So you are thinking of a universe, that's not expanding from the center--

　　universe: 宇宙 expand: 扩张 center: 中心

　　你想到的是不由中心扩张的宇宙

　　no,it is retreating from, a,from a possibility space. Bam!

　　retreat: 撤出【衰减，这里是物理学用语】 possibility: 可能性 space: 空间

　　对的而是从可能性空间衰减嘣!

　　This is a space where we are all, essentially Alice through the looking glass,

　　essentially: 本质上   Alice through the looking glass: 爱丽丝梦游仙境，英国儿童文学作品

　　在那个空间我们就像爱丽丝梦游仙境

　　standing in front the Red Queen,and we're, being offered a cracker to quench our thirst.

　　cracker: 饼干 quench: 解渴 thirst: 口渴

　　穿过镜子站到红心皇后面前被给予饼干来充饥

　　Bam!

　　嘣!

　　Of course,in another universe,let's, call it universe prime,

　　universe: 宇宙 universe prime: 【没有这个词组，根据剧情，可以理解成超宇宙】 prime: 主要的，全盛时期

　　当然在另外一个宇宙让我们暂时称之为超宇宙

　　there's another Sheldon,let's, call him Sheldon prime...

　　那个宇宙也有个Sheldon 让我们称为超Sheldon

　　-Penny: we should Have Let him Go to bed.,

　　真该让他睡觉去

　　-Leonard: Bam.

　　嘣!

　　I can't believe we actually did it.

　　actually: 实际上

　　难以置信我们居然完成了

　　1,000 frigging' Penny Blossoms.

　　frigging: 该死的 blossom: 花

　　奶奶的1000朵Penny小花

　　-Penny: I just want you guys to know I, am really grateful for your help.

　　guy: 家伙 grateful : 感激的

　　真是太谢谢你们的帮助了

　　And for ever dollar I make,I'm, going to give you 20 cents.

　　每挣一块钱我分20分给你们

　　-Howard: That's your entire profit margin.

　　entire: 全部的 profit margin: 利润率 profit : 利润 margin: 利润

　　那是你所有的利润了

　　-Penny: Then never mind.

　　mind: 介意

　　哦那算了

　　-Leonard: I'll print out the ship label.

　　print: 打印 ship: 运送   label: 标签

　　我打印发货标签

　　What?

　　等等?

　　-Leonard: We got an e-mail from the East Rutherford,New, Jersey,Gay,Lesbian,Bisexual and Transgender Alliance.

　　jersey: 运动衫 gay: 男同性恋 lesbian: 女同性恋 bisexua: 双性恋 transgender: 变性人 alliance: 联盟

　　新泽西东卢瑟福男同女同双性恋变性人联盟又来了封邮件

　　They want another, thousand Penny Blossoms.

　　blossom: 花

　　他们再要1000朵Penny小花

　　-Penny: Really?

　　真的?

　　-Leonard: One-day rush.

　　rush.: 匆忙完成

　　一天交货

　　I really need to take, that off the Web site.

　　take off: 取消

　　我真得把这选项改了去

　　-Penny: d better get started.

　　我们最好现在开工

　　-Howard: You can't be serious.

　　serious: 严肃的

　　你开玩笑吧

　　-Penny: Come on. What about the living organism, of the workforce and the American spirit?

　　living organism: 活体 organism: 生物体 workforce: 职工 spirit: 精神

　　我们可是有美国精神的职工团体

　　And Jiminy Crockett at the Alamo?

　　还有阿拉莫之围里的占美尼?

　　-Leonard: Davy Crockett. Jiminy, Crockett was a cricket.

　　cricket: 蟋蟀

　　是大卫·克劳克拉占美尼是匹诺曹里的蟋蟀啦

　　-Penny: Yes,yes,I know that,okay?

　　行啦行啦我知道?

　　I'm tired-- I've had, like 18 cups of coffee.

　　我累了我已经喝了18杯咖啡了

　　The point is,if we just, pull together,we can do this.

　　pull together: 齐心协力

　　关键是我们齐心协力一定行的

　　Who's with me?

　　谁支持我?

　　-Howard: Penny,although you may find it, hard to believe,we do have lives.

　　Penny 虽然你可能很难相信但是我们都有自己的生活

　　-Penny: Leonard?

　　Leonard?

　　-Leonard: Sorry.

　　对不起

　　My apologies to the gay community, of East Rutherford,New Jersey.

　　apologies: 道歉 gay: 男同性恋 community: 团体

　　新泽西东卢瑟福同性联盟我实在抱歉

　　-Sheldon: Zoom,zoom,zoom!

　　zoom: 嗡嗡声

　　咻咻咻!

　　Where's the coffee?

　　咖啡呢?

　　-Penny: We're all out.

　　都喝光了

　　No problem.

　　没问题

　　I'll be back before this, banana hits the ground.

　　ground: 地面

　　我会在香蕉落地前回来

　　Zoom,zoom,zoom,zoom!, Zoom,zoom,zoom,zoom!

　　zoom: 嗡嗡声

　　咻咻咻咻!

　　[scene: the four guys are playing the Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Lunch.]

　　-Rajesh: Yes!

　　耶!

　　-Leonard: Sorry,guys,but Secret Agent Laser, Obstacle Lunch is just stupid.,

　　secret agent : 特务 secret: 秘密的 agent: 特工   laser: 激光 obstacle: 障碍 stupid: 愚蠢

　　对不起伙计们但激光障碍午餐特工真的很傻