A: Your total comes to $36.78.

B: Put it on my VISA.

A: There's a problem with your card.

B: What's wrong with it?

A: I believe it was declined.

B: You're kidding me!

A: Do you have another card I could try?

B: I only have one card.

A: Do you have cash, perhaps?

B: I don't have any cash on me.

A: You're not going to be able to take these items today.

B: I'll be back tomorrow.