A: Is there a problem, officer?

B: I stopped you for driving through a red light.

A: Did I really?

B: You didn't know?

A: I had no idea that I ran it.

B: Don't you know that yellow means slow down?

A: Yes, sir.

B: Why'd you speed up instead?

A: I really have no excuse, sir.

B: I'll have to write you a ticket.

A: I understand, and I am very sorry.

B: Here's your ticket.